Dennis Burns

@grok tell me a teacher joke

@_HMSP A this a scene from Idiocracy?

Went to a new burger joint. Cheeseburger: $10 Bacon cheeseburger: $12 Order bacon cheeseburger Waitress: “FYI, bacon is extra” “Well, yeah, it costs $2 more” “No, there’s an upcharge” She says getting bacon on a bacon cheeseburger is an extra $2.50 on top of the price 1/4

@jackallens Lunch was delicious! @RoundRockISD Appreciates the amazing meal! #caldwellheights @CaldwellHeights

@HenryInvisible This is amazing!

#TCEA24 Gadgets is poppin’! 🔥 great conference. So lucky to have attended! @RoundRockISD @RRISDTech

@RRISDTech Hour of Code with Minecraft Coding and Indi robots! Students communicate, collaborate, design, problem solve! #HourOfCode #rrisdtech @CaldwellHeights @RoundRockISD @RRISDTech

My campus is too kind to call me an IT professional! 😂 Thanks everyone!@CaldwellHeights

@FOXSoccer @OnsOranje Edgar Davies

Who is the first player you think of when you see @OnsOranje's badge? 🇳🇱

@CaldwellHeights @RoundRockISD Coach Reyes graduated!!! @gcu

@CaldwellHeights @MichelleMontal8 @CHEaglePhysEd Student of the Month celebration at CHE! @RoundRockISD

@CaldwellHeights @CHEaglePhysEd @RoundRockISD @RRFDPipeandDrum @MichelleMontal8 #FireSafety CHE Eagles getting schooled on fire safety!!!

@RRFDPipeandDrum @CHEaglePhysEd @CaldwellHeights @Weserve_protect Fire Assembly for our Eagles.

⁦@CaldwellHeights⁩ ⁦@CHEaglePhysEd⁩ #austinjazz

@CHEaglePhysEd @PremierLacrosse @CaldwellHeights If your middle school or elementary school would like Coach Becker to come in and run a “try it event” please contact him at justin@arete-sport.com

@CHEaglePhysEd @PremierLacrosse @CaldwellHeights Thank you @CHEaglePhysEd for posting!

#unrl @PremierLacrosse Coach Becker introduces Lacrosse to @CaldwellHeights @CHEaglePhysEd !!! @RRHSLax @stplacrosse

@CaldwellHeights @CHEaglePhysEd @adventure_dash Let’s do this!!!! Help out school programs and leave a legacy 5th grade!

⁦@CaldwellHeights⁩ ⁦@CHEaglePhysEd⁩ Awesome TEACHER AND PARA of the year! Walker and Guerrero!!!

Stations for a chilly day! @CHEPTAEagles @CHEaglePhysEd @CaldwellHeights

Georgia’s offense. #NationalChampionship