vinny chickeneddie
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vinny chickeneddie
@CHICKENATTY
Kent State Alumn- 5x food poisoning survivor
Katılım Ocak 2011
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@BenAxelrod It was an amazing moment, lemme guess you just don’t like good moments, typical fake baseball fan
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I will never understand any aspect of this game being celebrated in Cleveland.
Joe Noga@JoeNogaCLE
Tomorrow, the first 15K fans through the gate get this Rajai Davis bobblehead. Perfectly captures his Game 7 home run from 2016.
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@tomandmartys @Mike_kim714 He’s a professional who has two jobs, showing up on time and playing golf
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Higgo’s only sin is that he truly might be the most inarticulate man who ever existed.
He didn’t oversleep. He wasn’t screwing around and got distracted, he was merely staying loose on the putting green 40 yards away while everyone waited. As @Mike_kim714 said yesterday, the first tee at Aronimink is a clusterfuck, with players at both 1 and 10 going off of it. Kim too said he almost missed his tee time in the confusion. PGA of A did not do their job informing players of the situation.
Everyone clucking their tongue as if Higgo disrespected the game or something can fuck off. This was as much the fault of the organizers as it is Higgy’s.
Restore his 2 strokes now! #JusticeForHiggo

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@Gebo___ Calling it a “throw away” after realizing what you said was dumb as fuck
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I’m annoyed this random thought of a tweet reached over a million views. I’ve had so many better ones. This was like a throwaway post.
Andrew Gebo@GeboMpls
Why don't we talk about the water consumption of an 18-hole golf course in the same way we do data centers?
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🚨⛳️🤼♂️ #WATCH — The SoFi Center, home of Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy’s TGL Golf League, hosted AEW’s Fairway to Hell last night.
Was the bunker raked after this?
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@malbon_hater @EliteGolfDad Coming from a burner account the same as the other 20,000 Bob “Needle Dick” Smithson
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@EliteGolfDad “@ Elite Golf Dad” says everyone is purity spiraling over the game of golf on twitter lol. Buddy you should log off if this gets u that mad
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Golf Twitter used to feel like the clubhouse after a Saturday morning round. Guys posting flushed 7-irons, muni sunsets, terrible scorecards, gear talk, funny stories, and the occasional completely unhinged swing tip from a 12 handicap.
Now it’s the Burnerverse.
An entire ecosystem of anonymous accounts pretending to be rich tough guys with all the answers.
Every avatar is sunglasses in a truck. Every bio reads:
“Scratch. Markets. Violence. Cigars.”
And somehow every single one of them:
Hits it 340
Is a plus handicap
Makes seven figures
Trains MMA
Has insider sources
Knows how to fix pro golf
Thinks everyone else is soft
And would “absolutely say this to your face”
Sure, man.
Every conversation immediately turns into a blood feud about TV ratings, ball speed, legacy, or whether Tiger secretly controls world finance.
Meanwhile the actual soul of golf gets buried.
The walk.
The early tee time coffee.
The miracle 5-iron.
The random retiree you get paired with who tells stories for four hours.
The one flushed shot that keeps you coming back after shooting 92.
That’s the stuff that made golf Twitter fun in the first place.
The Burnerverse doesn’t actually love golf. It loves status. Golf is just the costume.
Because if you truly love this stupid game, you eventually realize golf humbles everyone. Eventually your swing leaves. Your putting disappears. You snap hook one into a pond in front of people you respect.
Golf strips everybody down eventually.
You are not edgy.
You are not cool.
You’re just another idiot trying to flush one before the sun goes down.
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@Blutman27 You have to be at least a tiny bit self aware
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If I was never captured by the Taliban, I’d probably be Francis Ellis.
Dante@DanteTheDon
A lot of my friends in Boston texting me right now that Francis is crushing at the Garden. So proud of this guy. Unreal 👏👏👏
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@GetCartSmart @OfficialTourPro I can imagine that because he’s a professional
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@OfficialTourPro Imagine paying that much money for that result instead of buying lightly used clubs at a discount.
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You could’ve just said they don’t have an alarm, incredible how you made it a story glazing a billionaire
chlosiphus (boy and girl mom)@chlosiphus
You know what else emits a dim light around 6 am
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Notice how men are just treating this as a joke instead of crying about how false accusations ruin lives
New York Post@nypost
Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT
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@OakfieldSzn @tmldcrp @matrikzz Did you think as a little kid you’d be doing this type of brain rot behavior
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what even was vevo? it was like every singer on yt back in the day had vevo attached at the end of their name and then randomly one day it vanished!
Nostalgia@NostalgiaFolder
Who remembers when every music artist on YouTube had VEVO in their name? 😭
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John Daly hit it close on 17 and picked a little fella out of the crowd. He calmly walked up and dropped the putt. May be the best thing you see today. #RegionsTradition
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@Willy_Nilly13 @FSUBrando no, retard, I'm seeing other people commenting on it and commenting there. If I ever follow or watched any Barstool content I'd hope someone would blow my head apart with a 12 gauge
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@AdamZGameMusic “Im smarter than everyone because i can’t tell the difference in graphics”
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