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captain easychord

@CHRISTopher4280

Katılım Mayıs 2012
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captain easychord
captain easychord@CHRISTopher4280·
Please don't laugh, only half of what I said was a joke. Every Catholic knows he could've been pope.
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very baller cash money normal sane person
fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man
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Yoon 🍒coke
Yoon 🍒coke@nicoscosc·
“There are dead stars that still shine because their light is trapped in time. Where do I stand in this light, which does not strictly exist?” (Don DeLillo, Cosmopolis)
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captain easychord@CHRISTopher4280·
I was eyeballing the fine print of a sign in the city recently to make sure I was good to park under it and a guy (who was walking on an island in the middle of Broad Street) mockingly called out "ohhh, what's the sign say?" and was squinting at it and me as I turned to him.
Sahil Bloom@SahilBloom

Everyone needs to remember this…

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David Lynch
David Lynch@DAVID_LYNCH·
It really is about how we feel when we wake up in the morning and head off to do whatever we do.
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Tony Statovci@tonystatovci·
Aura farming while you’re homie is talking to you is insane work 😭😭
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Jawn F. Kennedy
Jawn F. Kennedy@jawn_f_kennedy·
Me eating all the purple doritos before RFK bans them
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Jon Bois
Jon Bois@jon_bois·
if we’d actually known how disinterested some of the key stakeholders really were in winning this election we may as well have spun the wheel on a third party or two. do not ever, ever let the democratic party tell you it’s your fault ever again. it's not
Michael@Socdem_Michael

So Biden’s internal polling was showing something close to this map… And they allowed him to run for re-election?? This is beyond irresponsible and selfish. All of these people should be exiled from Dem politics.

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Jawn F. Kennedy
Jawn F. Kennedy@jawn_f_kennedy·
Man I wonder what my dream about a Google sheet taking physical form and trying to strangle me could mean. Big conundrum hmmmmmmmm
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Conner O'Malley
Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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meg “Yooper” bitchell
meg “Yooper” bitchell@MeganBitchell·
Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks in it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sprocket Springberry
Sprocket Springberry@sabatonfan69·
Fade into you…
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baggatarius
baggatarius@pogchamp_69·
@TylerAlterman You are invited by anyone to do anything. You are invited for all time.
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