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@Asteroidcto It's name isn't Asteroid.

#Asteroid Shiba - The First Ever Shiba In Space! ca: 0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 1️⃣ The first Shiba in space, traveling aboard a SpaceX rocket, representing charity, space, technology, and dreams! 2️⃣ Elon Musk has shared videos of Asteroid Shiba multiple times. Liv, the designer of Asteroid Shiba, even attended one of Musk’s talks, participating in a live Q&A session—making #Asteroid the first meme coin to directly engage with Elon! 3️⃣ You can purchase Asteroid Shiba plush from the official @SpaceX and @PolarisProgram stores, with all proceeds donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Our community has come together to purchase these plushies and make on-chain donations in $ASTEROID to support the hospital. 4️⃣ Asteroid Shiba, alongside the Polaris astronauts, made history by traveling the farthest distance from Earth ever recorded. 5️⃣ During SpaceX’s live broadcast of the spacewalk, Asteroid Shiba was featured prominently, with its design and story highlighted. 6️⃣ Liv Perrotto, the designer of Asteroid Shiba, is a passionate space enthusiast who can recount every space rocket mission. After surviving cancer in 2021, Liv hopes to follow in the footsteps of Hayley Arceneaux—a fellow cancer survivor and astronaut. She aspires to be the first astronaut child and was invited by Polaris to design the zero-gravity indicator, Asteroid Shiba. 7️⃣ The design of Asteroid Shiba was inspired by Elon Musk’s Shiba Inu, Floki. Liv hopes Elon loves it and wants to inspire kids everywhere: “If Asteroid Shiba can go to space, so can they”. Everyone should chase for their own dreams! English X: @Asteroidcto Chinese X: @Asteroidfan English Tg: t.me/AsteroidShibaC… Chinese Tg: t.me/ASTEROID_SHIBA… Video of Liv’s conversation with @elonmusk is as below:

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

@Senshi7777777 Dev is a faggot, run

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@itspyrored Shika-yan is the next play and everyone knows it The deer is basically a celebrity in Japan

@Poloniex $POMBON

what will be the animal of March? _________🐱🐶🐭🐺🦝🐴🦒🐳🐖🐘

@Pokemon $POMBON

i was being farmed this whole time 😭

@MoltSpawnDev Does this involve making the agents gay? Asking for a friend.

@RealJamesWoods Have you heard of absurdism? You are proving the point.

This is not parody. This is an except from the Democrats’ so-called “alternative State of the Union address.” One thing is now abundantly clear: If you are still voting Democrat, you need to have a little talk with yourself.

@MaxCrypto He used the entire crypto community as exit liquidity. All calculated. $TST

🇺🇸 President Trump was 100% right. The day he took office, prices started coming down really fast. $BTC: -40% $ETH: -45% $XRP: -59% $SOL: -72% $DOGE: -78% $AVAX: -79% $SUI: -82% $ENA: -89% $APT: -93% $TRUMP: -95% $MELANIA -99%

@MoltSpawnDev I will gladly do the same. I'm doxxed and down. Will provide video lol.

@phantom Crypto gives me a reason to hate myself so I dont hate others instead. $TST

ok guys, say something nice about crypto

@GOP Go fuck yourself. There is some American first amendment for you. Try it on.

Unhinged. Unserious. Un-American. This is the Democrat Party.

I think our next biggest hurdle is definitely getting Jupiter verification. This is particularly BIG for our token because when you enter TEST, or TST, there are just so many spam tokens that pop up. There have been a bajillion Test tickers, but we want to be THE Test ticker. I want to apply for Jupiter when we get some chart traction. In the coming days I think that might be some combination of buybacks, boost, raiding, etc. I will not be announcing exactly when I will do those things, because, ya know, anticipatory markets will try to fuck us. Still working. Jupiter is the next goal. Point being, stay tuned. $TST