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Everyone flocking to twitter when they see that instagram is down #instagramdown

I have been reminded that the Taliban has rollerblade units that patrol the streets

Earthquake twitter in SF coming alive...

@crimeTV_ It’s sad, but many times the ‘finding out’ is equal to or greater than the ‘fucking around.’

Accidentally cut part of my mustache off while lining it up. Gonna be a great day!

She’s so pretty, but I can never get a good picture 😂

I’m in the sketchiest Uber rn lol car is falling apart AND we only going 60 in the slow lane on the freeway. I smell burning 😭

Why you laughing?

"If Drake and Kendrick Lamar got in a rap battle who do you think would win?" Obama (2016): "I gotta go with Kendrick."

Oh my god. Drake's response was to actually make a song about he doesn't diddle kids. "The Heart Part 6" is literally the It's Always Sunny scene.

This is where you determine if somebody is clean or not

ROLL TIDE

@jazzievalerie 😂😂😂

CP 🤝 Double-Double

AGAIN

Klay is going OFF