Crystal ✨Henry ✍️

Sooo…I did a thing! Cheers to the next chapter of my life with the person I love most in the world…me!

@elonmusk Yeah you tell ‘em big guy. Real art is…digital drawings that anyone can screenshot.

Fair 😂

@qwoted @USATODAY What's the best way to reach out? The link isn't working

A reporter from @USATODAY is seeking #business #financing expert to comment on getting a #SmallBusinessLoan as a new #startup with no money. Get Qwoted: bit.ly/3w63aLg #JournoRequest #PRrequests #PRrequest #businessloan #loanexpert #lendereligibility #loanadviser #SMB

@queensatwork Hi there! What's the best way to reach out?

@ask_aubry He’s trying this? In Taylor Barbie Swift’s America? Bold.

Matt Rife: my special is for guys... Immediately opens up with a domestic violence joke.

@StripSackLunch I want to pitch you an NIL story. How can a girl slide into the DMs?

Longhorns QB Quinn Ewers nabs sponsorship deal with Davis Law Firm trib.al/PdHW95s

For TV ad, 'Call the 4s' Davis Law Firm joins forces with Longhorns No. 3 Quinn Ewers trib.al/L6XCtjj

The way I just KNOW the Backstreet Boys loyalist girlies from my generation are 👀💅☕️ over this Justin Timberlake news.

@courtneyellis Why did I read that like Jonathon. As if Jogging’s government name is Jogathon.

Me: *holding on by my fingernails* My kid’s school: Next week is dress like a trapezoid day. Me: But why— School: Also bring six small pumpkins. Me: Can’t we just— School: The bake sale starts at noon. Me: So help me, I— School: One word. JOGATHON.

@theblaze This ads showed up under this post and I legit thought it was explaining to you to calm down bc he’s still a white man. He’s just a festive white man with genius features.

This is a Communications Director for the US department of the Interior:

Bro what the fuck

@fern_breath Would you plz ask him why does he write like he’s running out of time?

In case you were wondering, this 96 year old comes into the library every day and uses the computer for 8 hours. He types like a maniac and makes me print out what he's written. Today he wrote 20K words. Yesterday, 15K.

@danacarvey I’m on the Hartman trubute of FOTW 😭💙and my biggest takeaway is that you and your guests are massively kind and supportive of each others work. And also Dr. Evil’s voice was modeled after Lorne. tiktok.com/t/ZT8M6LjdX/

@JohnWarePT @RedWave_Press @EdKrassen Actually good point. Men are much more mentally fragile. 🤔 that should be considered.

@RedWave_Press @EdKrassen Who wants to be the guy that plows into this young woman, lays her out and causes a severe injury? Changes the entire psyche of the men playing against her. If she’s that talented an athlete, surely she can excel in a female or traditionally co-ed sport.

Is it “woke” to let a woman play college football? Meet Haley Van Voorhis. This past weekend she incredibly became the first woman non-kicker to play in an NCAA football game. After the game, there were numerous people on social media calling it “a woke stunt.” In my opinion, we should be celebrating the fact that Van Voorhis broke new ground. It’s not even as if she didn’t make an impact. As you can see in the video below, she got a Quarterback hurry in the one play she partook in. Why is everything “woke” to so many people? Is Anti-Wokeness becoming a bigger problem? Congratulations Haley!

@notcapnamerica All I know is some decent white women better pull up and infiltrate and take these idiots down. Don’t let them feel safe among “their own people” anymore. Pull up blonde and pale and indoctrinate their kids with banned books. Then get names and doxx em.

What…the fuck…is this?

@danacarvey @DavidSpade @AlanZweibel @Cadence13_ @nbcsnl @DavidSpade I’ve been listening to the podcast in the car but yesterday my teenager asked me to stop bc “Ugh I know you just listen bc he’s HOT but can we give it a rest for a bit? Go back to the Barbie soundtrack.”🤷🏼‍♀️ just a piece of meat with no talent

Full episode: link.chtbl.com/FlyOnTheWall The brilliant and legendary SNL comedy writer @AlanZweibel joins me and @DavidSpade for a brand new episode of #FlyOnTheWall available now. Enjoy! *Note: this interview was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike took effect. #comedy #podcast #AlanZweibel #SNL

@meganmargulies Just read to them. Even at 8. eventually their impatience to know what happens next will win out & they won’t want to wait on you to read to them anymore. They’ll take charge. And if they don’t…it’s ok. Neither of mine liked reading at 8. Now I have one writer and one reader.

@Cooperstreaming No bc what you don’t understand is they have WATCHES ma’am. Watches. Think about it.

What these men are failing to realize is that this doesn't work anymore. They aren't capable of shaming us because we don't care what they think This is why they want us to stop working & voting. If they had control over our safety & resources, we'd have to care. But they don't.