The 5-0 Eagles

At the ER with heart probs I didn't know I had.. 🥴 #welcometoyour40s

@TweetsKnowEvil Lol.. the Internet couldn't help you get that out?

#ganggreen #LFG!

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I've recently come to realize and somewhat accept that I'm boring.. 🥴

The guy at #Hooters that tries to establish a personal relationship with each and every girl in the place.. Sir...

Is it really an authentic #wafflehouse experience if you don't overhear a conversation about someone on the staff getting high? Went on to discern the difference between 'that' & marijuana.. So shorty on them 'hard drugs' - ya hate see it..

@FootbaIIism I really didn't know they called "in the grasp" back in the day.. 😧😧😧

Reggie White casually using wide receivers as projectiles twitter.com/kylesorvick/st…

@itsmepagliacci Woooow.... that's crazy. I didn't know the Stevie Wonder fact.. #TheUniverse is really wild man.... 🙏🏿 #RIPCoolio

On the 46 year anniversary of Stevie Wonder’s “Songs in the Key of Life” album, which features “Pastime Paradise”, Coolio, who went on to remake “Gangsta’s Paradise”, has passed on. 🙏🏾

The Sanibel Causeway was destroyed by Hurricane Ian. The only road in and out of Sanibel and Captiva. 💔 #flwx #Ian

My brother, in medical school studying to be a team doc, "That's second impact syndrome, 1000%....It's going to be a very long road to recovery, based on how that looks." #Tua The Dolphins' medical staff needs to be held accountable. You have to protect players from themselves

😧 Yeah, that's tough to see; now especially..

@KimFromTampa That was as clean a hit and definitely NOT excessive as is possible in the game of PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL. Sometimes these freak things just happen. #prayersforTua

Are we not putting any responsibility on that unnecessarily hard throw to the ground from the Bengals player. Didn’t need to happen like that #TNFonPrime #MIAvsCIN #Tua

@Felonious_munk @ses0525 Pretty clearly Salt n Pepa

Broooooo!? 🤣😂

We don't do that.. 👀

Normalize doing lavish shit like 'they' do for no reason at all.. 🤙🏿☝🏿🎯

All the Jews when the reggae band on our cruise ship drops into Hava Nagila out of literally nowhere:

#PSA to all bar & grills. STOP PUTTING SALOON DOORS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM ENTRANCE! THEY'RE ANNOYING AS SHIT!!!

Am I going deaf or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles since like 2019