CJ

@McDonaldsUK given a cheeseburger instead of a mayo chicken and only 1 fries instead of 2 at your Skelton lake branch this evening. After a 20 minute wait for food too. Not good enough

@RichySouthern Am I the only person that thinks he’s gurning his jaw off in every video he’s posted recently?

I hate him

Explaining the cycling iceberg: Thevenet ends the Merckx era. 1/37 #cyclingiceberg

Nice to be there once again for our regular Manc bashing at St James’ Park #NUFC

@NUFC I think I just came

😘🇮🇹

All those years of watching the crap, the relegations, the 5am alarms for away days, the days after the match tired and hungover at work, the thousands of miles in the car, all worth it to see this. Absolutely unbelievable day and weekend. Still haven’t stopped crying #NUFC

@ClennellPeter What’s your source?

Despite the challenges of a ‘Spurs style’ new-build stadium, this is now the preferred option.🏟️ Following meetings with NCC and the Freemen (showing 3 feasibility options), the Club have now engaged an independent Planning Consultant to progress to Planning Stage. ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

🏆 Newcastle are now the only club who can win the domestic treble

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #NUFC

@FabrizioRomano Has Fab been hacked by @FrancisChipp ?

🚨⚪️⚫️ Juventus have asked for Lloyd Kelly as new centre back with verbal bid rejected by Newcastle for loan with buy option clause. Juventus remain interested after #NUFC rejected €13m proposal from Fenerbahçe this week; Juve now hope to advance for fee around €15m. Deal on.

@nufctrust You shouldn’t have to be posting this. It should be the club posting the apology.

We’re aware of significant issues supporters have had today, particularly for the Arsenal (h) sale. It’s hugely disappointing that the time of this sale was first wrongly communicated and then technical issues impacted those who did access the website in time.

@ToonPolls At least they didn’t have to paint the away bar a different colour this year for today’s winners

For future reference, Leigh’s hoying a deadline of half an hour after the final whistle for any pisstaking. #NUFC

Sandro ole, ole, ole 😍

@OlHill1 @ACN3_

I want to die

@fun88eng Isak 2-0

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle Utd host West Ham tonight 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season 👇 #NEWWHU | #WHUFC | #PL

@McDonaldsUK @McDonalds ignored at a drive thru for 10 mins. Then waited 20 mins for my order only for an item to be missing from it. Ordered no pickle and burger has pickles in. Also found a piece of plastic in my burger. Fries are stone cold. I want a refund. Went in the bin.

@England Lewis Hall

Let's hear one player you'd like to see named in today's #ThreeLions squad 👇

@NUFC @nufctrust @anthonygordon Same day I got engaged to my wife to be. The 3 points will live long in the memory 👌

On this day last year 🔙 @anthonygordon was on target in a fairly uncontroversial victory at St. James’ Park! 💫

@toonarmy_com Was this the game where Krul set some sort of record for saves made?

On This Day in 2014, a late Ayoze Perez header got us all three points at White Hart Lane 👏 #NUFC