CJ Morgan Show

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: While visiting Mexico, CJ Morgan rented and wrecked a "motorcycle", breaking his collarbone and ending up in the hospital.

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HOW MANY PUSHUPS CAN @thecjmorgan DO? Mayo Clinic says, for his age, he SHOULD be able to do 18.5. Closet guess wins St. Vincent Tickets - 512.835.1015 @101x

Howdy CHILLVILLE fans, don't miss out on the latest podcast including M83, Mk.gee, FKA Twigs, Maribou State and many more: 101x.com/blogs/chillvil…

We are the dumbest show on earth and our goal is only to make you smile. Tune in now to hear an uplifting impromptu speech ruined by CJ being CJ 101x.com/cj

We. Have. Fun. Here.

Its time for the annual CJ Morgan Show Spooktacular! Drop your requests in the replies.

What’s CJ’s “great idea” for his next job?

Question of the Day: Why can't you use a credit card to pay off another credit card?

OMG John Early is the best and my new "Austin friend". Catch him at the @mohawkaustin Saturday. @101x 101x.com/blogs/cj-morga…

🤘 This Saturday it's TEXAS VS ULM 🏈 💥 Join 101X for our Texas Tailgate Party on the corner of 18th & Colorado from 4-7PM! We're getting you hyped with music, complimentary drinks and more from our friends at @TexasOriginalCC. More on 101x.com/texas-tailgate/

How should we punish Spenny?

Now accepting hugs from service robots

Question of the day: when can you start decorating for Halloween?

On this day: Benjamin Sisko traveled back in time and influenced the course of Earth’s history becoming involved with the Bell Riots. #todayisthegreatest

Good news! CJ Morgan is out of surgery and currently resting in the recovery room. The penile plication was mostly successful. Thank you for all the kind words and flowers.

For those asking: it’s was “big ol floppy dong, Blop blop” and then a fart sound effect.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If @thecjmorgan dies in surgery next week, what should be his last words on the radio today? We are trying to plan ahead.

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