Carter Rees, PhD

@ChantalFahmy I had 3 students complain that I didn’t assign enough homework as part if their grades. You can’t win. It’s all fodder for growth.

I will not dwell on any negative student eval comments. I will not dwell on any negative student eval comments. I will not dwell on any negative student eval comments. I will not dwell on any negative student eval comments. I will not dwell on any negative student eval comments.

@EvanKirstel #sandpeople #starwars static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/image…

👁️ #SpecialOps

@callie_h_burt @Office 🎼Technologically chaaallenged!🎶

@CJPHD @Office Well, if it would quit putting the entire reference in the footnote instead of the author, year, like I ask, I would quit talking to it!!

I'll say it. Although a fan, in general, Microsoft Word can be a complete jerk with spacing, indentation, and bullets. It's completely inconsistent and refuses to do what I say. @Office

@callie_h_burt @Office New record by 20 minutes! New year, new you!

@CJPHD @Office I will have you know that I haven't talked at my computer in literally 22 minutes, Carter ;)

@callie_h_burt I’m sorry to see this @callie_h_burt 🙃

@Post15East @yalcseer I hear that Rees kid takes after his Uncle Carter.

Today’s lineup in Omaha.

@KellyMSocia @DrBWillingham You will say groin a lot in your 40’s. My groin, the groin, pulled groin.

@pattonoswalt @becbenit My dream has always been to tell some to suck saw and have it make sense. Alas, this is the closest I’ll ever get without being put in prison.

My god @becbenit has the most punch-able voice. And I mean that as the HIGHEST compliment. #MODOK

@EvanKirstel @BrianRoemmele @bretkinsella Horse pulls up to a #McD’s drive thru and the attendant says “Why the long face”?

🤖 🍔 🍟 #McDonald’s is testing #Siri-style #AI #technology at drive-thrus. Thoughts @BrianRoemmele @bretkinsella? #voice #voicefirst bgr.com/tech/mcdonalds…

@KellyMSocia Fair. Totally fair.

@KellyMSocia I thought you were referred to cutting out a citation to one of my papers. I see what you mean now.

@KellyMSocia I went down a path of publishing everything that was important to me from my main dissertation topic. My next move was machine learning which took me out of academia. Now, I keep seeing things I do in the tech world that would benefit academia and think about publishing again.

@callie_h_burt I really feel like I could take this line of thought down a rabbit hole.

@CJPHD 😂😍

I find this rabbit fight picture hilarious. I wonder if the middle rabbit is the lucky lady who's stuck with the winner of the rabbit fight? nature.com/immersive

Not sure what all the fuss is about in #Florida. Viruses don’t happen there so the cyberattack on the #oil pipeline is just fake news.

@kepadil1 If I had that ability, I’d enter the classes I taught doing that every time. Every. Time. Always.

Fun fact: I was a gymnast/cheerleader for about 18 yrs & coached 2 state championship winning HS cheer teams. But this was all before I moved to Arizona for grad school. So few people know about my life pre-grad school, so when this popped up in my memories, I wanted to share. ☺️

@KellyMSocia Sure blame Blackboard for your aging eyes. What’s next, blaming Toro for your white socks and sandals ensemble while mowing the lawn? #oldguy

@RobertApel @wakefield_sara The pressures to perform in command is real. All in due time.

@wakefield_sara Please tell me that you trained @RobertApel to give you a high five on command.