Carl Jhonsena

Went to the mall today

I’m deleting this app for an indefinite amount of time

Going through reels withdrawal

I’m in my nausea era

Someone diabolical set up my day today

SNRI, Super Nonchalant Rad Individual

Hand sanitizer, paper towel, gold fish, Oreos

I want Hank green to send me ducks and Nicolas cage

So dedicated to being a academic weapon had to go to a sleep study appointment

Victory

Kicking and screaming bc I went to my class when it was actually canceled

@gemmaan35 Apple crisp

What should I do with all my apples

@gemmaan35 ???

I stepped on a rat

I miss my dog that I don’t have, I want a dog

@flaringred_ @gemmaan35 OH FUCK

What’s 9+10

I wish my nightmares actually prepared me for something real. Like a pizza man is not going to pretend bring me 20 pizzas just to shoot up my family. Unrealistic; who’s going to eat all the pizza if we’re literally dead.

Went from zero jobs to two jobs 😎

They took burger 21, my therapist and Carrabbas from me and now Steven Colbert 😭I’m a nepobaby with no cash. I CANT drink. new sleep paralysis demon dropped: its carcinogens. Can’t get a minimum wage job. my name is CAR-L with no car. A sick fucking joke

STEVEN COLBERT HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO YOU

Gonna tweak if I can’t even have my nepotism job