Colette

YOU CAN LOVE YOUR COUNTRY WITHOUT HAVING TO LOVE YOUR GOVERNMENT

Tired levels at a max

When you start to feel scared and then remember that Donald Trump is running for president and Kanye wants to. Anything is possible guys...

That sigh of content when your Lord Of The Rings DVD set is complete. Yes

Basically most of them are Cowards twitter.com/TanaGoldberg/s…

When @BarackObama goes to shake Zumas hand and he's just like "He He He Barack what are you doing Im on the phone." Idiot. No surprises here

@TheDailyShow is becoming a part of my 20 minutes of awesome TV time. Go @Trevornoah! You go Glenn Coco

That moment when you realise #StarsWarsChannel is gone. #Mnet please bring it back...

Can we all just take a small moment and be disgusted at the #VMAs2015 because it stood more for Vagina Monologues. Seriously. Zero class.

Can someone explain to me WTF is up with all these couple shoots? Not engagement Not wedding not special occasion. We are dating shoot. WHY

Of course all the good series will start now. Great timing. Study distractions for who

I feel like Idris Alba with that British accent of his could be a good Bond boytjie

@JeremyLoops alt j hunger of the pine

Don't argue with stupidity, good people. It speaks volumes all on its own.

Gets on Hogwarts Express and leaves

I cant handle when people spell Excited as Exited You are not exiting. Not going anywhere. You are experiencing an emotion. Spell it right

How the heck do you calculate an hour and a half WRONG. When the 4pm show has a break til 7 wtf #sêrrenbosch @kukosr .