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@kittybutz Also, these things.

When I die I hope I get to have a sit down q and a with god because I need to know what the thought process was with those birds that can speak.

@thatguysdad @kittybutz youtu.be/qEEs6ecERYs

Hi I do a lot of funeral planning in my job and please trust me when I say that your family will be exceptionally grateful if you tell them specifically what you want for your funeral while you’re still living. Have those conversations.

@kittybutz That’s a traumatic experience imo.

Just pulled a tick out of my head that’s enough nature for a while

@AndrewTengwall This delivers an atomic bomb of dread.

General Toussaint Louverture died 220 years ago on this day in Fort-de-Joux, France. One of the greatest military strategists and revolutionaries in history, Louverture helped lead the Haitian Revolution (1791-1804) that abolished slavery and established the nation of Haiti.

@Iamjennysung Wisdom from the show WandaVision, “What is grief, if not love persevering?”

I grieve more often what I dreamed there could be, then what actually was. Maybe that is what grief is… sadness for all the things that can no longer be. I have also heard grief described as love that doesn’t know where to go. I feel that.

@mgodrbwfis He misuses power and inflates negative opinion and targets people of color with prejudice.

Can anyone explain why they think Donald Trump is racist?

This Greek salad just resurrected me

@kboris_mccarthy It gets more f’ed up when he turns 17. Soak up every moment.

my baby turns 2 this week & i’m sitting here looking at pictures from when he was a newborn—i’m in tears and beaming. being parker’s mama is the best joy & most precious gift.

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet 46. Joe Biden

@kittybutz I have stress wakefulness about the same topic.

Do I ever get to stop having stress dreams about camp

@FriarTuckTweets I voted no, but I can make the argument for yes.

Is a taco a sandwich?

@FriarTuckTweets I am assuming this was not the original plan.

2AM is definitely the best time to land at LAX.

@kgrant1054 @TheTattooedProf “Return of the King”?

@kittybutz @nickelm10 God made you for this.

@nickelm10 My dainty arms are more than just for looks I see!!!

Ew my headlight is out and my stepdad is trying to make me handle it myself. I’m a woman. I’m supposed to just bear children. The feminists are wrong.

@kittybutz This may be my last lay person Christmas. Soaking it up.

I cannot believe that I have to get off the couch and get ready for work rn

@KVVanney Camp weather calls are the same. No Lake Michigan because we are in a storm warning only to get no rain of any kind.

“The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.” - Richard Rohr

My tweeting is not only infrequent, but evidently unoriginal.