The man with the van

Beer is good. But beers are better

I burn my bridges cause I ain’t scared of the ditches

If you post a pic of your hospital band for attention just know I’m judging you so hard

@giannaoregano silly girl

@giannaoregano And you smell weird and your mom dresses you funny

men are fucking trash don't forget it

The Jett Lawrence show I had on today was pretty boring

Imma simp for billy eyelash

@bridgette1436 Damnit to hell

@CLAMPANTHER Then it simply won’t.

If it is meant to be.. it will.

@Drunken_People @pilsnermonkey But he has 2 horses 🤷🏻‍♂️

@pilsnermonkey Ehhhh. As someone who lives in an area where people from cities are flocking to to live the “cowboy” life, buying a horse doesn’t automatically make you one.

I love this “cowboy” persona AP is trying to push so hard. Love the dude but he was another SoCal dudebro just a few years ago when he was on Star.

Anyone else picture how a female would look on the back of your bike? Typically a deal breaker

I just got back from your hood and nobody knew your name 🤓

A fish with his mouth closed never gets caught

I drink grape juice cause oj kills

PEOPLE SAY CONGRATZ BCAUSE DAY KAINT SPEL CONGRABULASHINS

The angel of death sits on every word

Ya runnin round drinkin liquor takin pictures cause ya miss me

Just a matter of time until all my crazy ex’s join forces and kill me to death

Better to cum a shitload than shit a cumload

Imma dawg just like my father

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war