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@CLanci3T
I'm me with vibes and Insha Allah. P.S: Except I dm you, don't take me seriously, at least for the sake of your mental health || Unapologetic CFC fan ||
Nowhere Katılım Nisan 2022
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When I tell you it’s hate not banter, you people will say Arsenal fans are this, we are that! See that nonsense Chelsea, when they lost the FA cup to Manchester City, did y’all see Arsenal post anything? We literally have 14 FA cups that we could have posted to banter them, but we didn’t!
Arsenal represented England until the End, the only thing Chelsea could do was post their champions league trophy, even useless Zirkzee posted too, lol. It’s well
Y’all saw it, but Arsenal fans are the insufferable ones.✌️
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@SarumiAdams @chinnykush042 Back then though, cash purchases used to be high. But she couldn't have been able to do this relying solely on cash transactions
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@CLanci3T @chinnykush042 Do you know how long it will take to hide that kind of cash? Assuming you are hiding 100k everyday, please check how many days to hide that kind of money. If at all there is cash, it will be very minimal.
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This happened in 2017 and she was my co worker then what pulled her leg was a transaction of 4m a customer made so she used her own POS received the money then unfortunately for her our manager came down for supervision and that customer happens to be his best friend na there...
Big Chops@iamBigChops
It was actually ₦554 million 😭 The craziest part was that she was still showing up to work every day, and according to reports, she said her target was ₦1 billion 😂
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@SarumiAdams @chinnykush042 No, not just cash (and that one happens too: people hiding money in the most unimaginable of places).
I ran 3 outlets for a superstore brand in the Southeast, and I can tell you these thieves can be creative when they want to steal.
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@CLanci3T @chinnykush042 Yes, you are correct on this. I thought you meant searching in term of cash.
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@_charliejuliet_ @solobliss1 I just dey hear big big English since: endoscopy, gastroscopy, and all. What of photocopy? What will that one show?
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@solobliss1 Those are a scam. A majority of people carry H.pylori and it causes no issues. The only way to test for ulcers is a gastroscopy. They then take a biopsy and test for H.pylori. Only then should h.pylori be treated.
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Urea breath test?
H.pylori STOOL antigen test?
I don't think this is absolutely correct.
Dr. Chinonso Egemba@aproko_doctor
The only way to be sure you have an ulcer is for a doctor to take a small camera and check the inside of your stomach. If it's not that, what you're doing is guess work. First question; How do you know it is ULCER?
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@CLanci3T @YANGI_D1ST @Naolaon @Big_Wakkie Omo my bro I been no know say na onitcha them de package the bullet too o😂😂
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@SarumiAdams @chinnykush042 She had to take it inside somehow, and take it outside too. A search would have uncovered that. A supervising personnel at the Paypoint would also have noticed something (if they had one). So many variables, bro
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@CLanci3T @chinnykush042 Internal control is not only about searching people. For that magnitude of fraud, the staff wouldn't even use cash. From the report, it was claimed that she had a POS machine where she diverted sales proceeds that should have gone to the supermarket account.
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@ade_mummy @jemtabulous @chinnykush042 You're missing the point. People shop and make payment through a pay point, and it happened to be that payments were made to a pay point different from the official ShopRite account.
The entire money wasn't from a single shopper
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@jemtabulous @chinnykush042 It was withdrawn from the person account by the POS machine na.
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@amplelola @chinnykush042 @TimOkiki_ Visualize ShopRite as at the period this thing happened, and you'll see it's impossible to do a monthly stocktake without shutting down for days
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@chinnykush042 @TimOkiki_ End of year ke? Something that should be happening monthly
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@SarumiAdams @chinnykush042 If organizations start to rigorously search their employees upon every entry and exit into the main facility, woke people will be screaming harassment up and down
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@chinnykush042 When you advise organisations to strengthen their internal control policies, they think you want to make them spend more money. This fraud must have been happening over time but a good internal control system would have exposed the fraud early.
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@mastaprime_ @CLanci3T @Naolaon @Big_Wakkie 😭😭😭
Gun ooo, bullet ooo, handkerchief wey you go use hold am, all of them na Awka and Onitsha people 😭
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@CLanci3T @Naolaon @Big_Wakkie Bro na for onitcha them de work the bullet too?😂😂
I think say na only the gun o😂
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@CLanci3T @Naolaon @Big_Wakkie Yes 😂😂 but they’re mostly illegal operation because it never came that way from the manufacturer
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@mastaprime_ @Naolaon @Big_Wakkie No be only slug. Na tag nails, pins and stones from a single shot of Frame 2 dem go comot from your body
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@Naolaon @Big_Wakkie Let me make it clear, the Glock gun uses a bullet of 45mm
And the other local one only works with a shotgun bullet (the red slug) that’s why when you get hit with that one it’s like you’ve been shot with a shotgun😂
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@clara_gini80 None at all .
Though the other car driver was rushed to the hospital
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Them plenty , but this one I can't forget so quickly .
I cheated, ohhh .
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To date , I no tell any of my loved ones .
Oniparaga( ondo -lagos espressway) Dec 2025

Ugegbe ✨@MarinatedTurks
What or who almost killed you?
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@CLanci3T @ThaBoyYom Don worry, I read your profile too late.
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@mayorofmyroom @ThaBoyYom Pelle o Civil servant. When you read that original post again, carefully this time, you'll see how stinky this opinion of yours is
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@CLanci3T @ThaBoyYom Cook? Do I have a Blue tick?
Pls point me to where BoyYom wrote Night shift.
If you're working Night Shift, Are you suppose to sleep?
You no dey the Industry but you wan argue. Pls be civil with you Opinion as I wrote my Opinion too o.
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@mayorofmyroom @ThaBoyYom I know you feel like you've cooked with this reply, but take a minute and reflect on this: what time do hotel staff close from work? Has it occurred to you that @ThaBoyYom is talking about people on NIGHT SHIFT? Do night shifters operate from home?
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@ThaBoyYom When job adverts are done they write, e.g "candidates must live within V.I and environs."
During Interviews, they try to ask where you live and you'll mention somewhere around.
Now, tell me why someone living in Mowe or Ifo in ogun state is working at V.I? Now, he can't go home.
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@wizzypro1759 @phlexyl You clearly saw “around Ajebo” in the tweet but choose to embarrass your ancestors?
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@phlexyl Ajebo is no way along lagos-ibadan expressway
Either this never happened or you got your location wrong
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I survived a kidnap attempt on my way to Lagos from Ibadan along the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway — around Ajebo, Ogun State.
At about 7:30pm, one of them suddenly jumped out from the bush carrying two heavy objects, trying to force my car to stop.
He threw the first object directly in front of my car while I was negotiating a slight bend. I managed to swerve around it, then he threw the second one. Before the others could position themselves, I brushed the main guy that attacked with my car and sped off.
Thankfully, I escaped alive, but my bonnet, bumper, headlamps, and fender were badly damaged.
Omo… no be country una dey live ooo.
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@Ify__oma @Jason_0J @BridgetUrenna That would need keys he doesn't have to get into the hands of the person he would send (as there were no signs of forced entry).
I suspected him too, but the chances are less than 0.01%
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@Jason_0J @BridgetUrenna He can’t send someone?
I’m just imagining o
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My friend slept with her talking stage on their first date, and she’s been beating herself up over it.
That night after their date, he drove her home. When they got to her place, she noticed her door was slightly open and she immediately got scared. She ran out and asked him to come check what was going on.
What made it even strange was that she was sure she had locked the door before leaving she had even shown him her keys in her bag earlier.
They went back in together, checked everywhere, and surprisingly, nothing was missing. But he kept insisting she wasn’t safe staying alone and asked her to come over to his apartment. My friend, being a traditional babe, refused……
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