Chicago Made Goof
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Chicago Made Goof
@CMHyuckinGoof
Veteran of the Monday Night Wars. Self Hating wrestling fan that’s here for the memes, the laughs & figuring out why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
United States Katılım Ocak 2013
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Kayfabe doesn't have to be alive and I don't even think what people know is the problem as much as when people in wrestling care less about logic gaps because everyone knows so what's the point.
📝@wrestlescripts
Becky Lynch on kayfabe being dead in WWE. “The fact that we know what kayfabe is means it’s dead. Um, and we have a show about it being dead.” “It is dead because we have wrestling journalists that want to know the secrets and then tell the secrets before the secret happens.”
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🚨 A Waco attorney originally charged with continuous sexual abuse of a young child was released early after serving just 29 days for “good behavior”
Adam Hoffman pleaded guilty to reduced misdemeanor charges and was sentenced to 60 days.
He walked free after less than a month and is not required to register as a sex offender.
This case highlights how serious charges against children can get significantly reduced.
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@ProWresSim Note to any Creator of any kind of Stuff.
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This is Adam Hoffman. He repeatedly raped a Texas boy — for nearly three years — dozens and dozens of times.
Tomorrow morning, May 25th 2026, he will be released from McLennan County Jail after spending just a few weeks there. He will not be required to register as a sex offender. And very soon he’ll be allowed to practice law again.
A real and dangerous predator — a present threat to Texas children — will be as free as you and me. A slap on his wrist and a spit in the face to his victim.
Why?! How?!
Because that’s the deal he made with Ken Paxton.
Vote accordingly.

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@SupaStarDad @Wrestling80s90s It was a PPV. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Your_H…
2. “The show must go on!” sure. But exceptions must always be made for when someone literally dies during a show.
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@CMHyuckinGoof @Wrestling80s90s Idk if that other event you speak of was a PPV but PPVs were huge for the company at this time and they were in an all out War with WCW.... What happened to Owen was unfortunate but as is in life, The Show must go on!
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Triple H is a somewhat of a poser, and people that make that fact more complicated than it needs to be are fucking dumb. Nobody currently in WWE is getting the current highest German military honor of the Bundeswehr.


Adam | Haytermore Enjoyer@DrgnMstrAdam
interesting
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@SupaStarDad @Wrestling80s90s WWE had done something similar a few years before when they had the power go out for IYH Beware of Dog. I believe Vince should’ve made another exception when someone employed by him, DIES at his show. No excuses should be made for Vince being a tone deaf asshole that night.
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@CMHyuckinGoof @Wrestling80s90s I grew up in the 90s , NFL players use to get Paralyzed on the field and taken off in an ambulance and then the game continued, fast forward to the Bills Bengals game being stopped because of the Hamlin in 2023, I think the 90s were just a different time.
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@SupaStarDad @Wrestling80s90s Have Finkel make an announcement that there was a serious accident involving one of their wrestlers that wasn’t part of the show & that the rest of the show is being postponed for a later date. Thank everyone for understanding, cut the feed & get every fan out of the building.
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@Wrestling80s90s What were they supposed to do? Give everybody their money back?
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@JCLayfield @JustinWhang I think a call to the law offices of Dewey, Cheetem & Howe would also be appropriate. Never hurts to have extra help.
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I was robbed! I’m calling David Otunga and we are suing.
Lucha Libre AAA Worldwide@luchalibreaaa
¡Rey Mysterio es el nuevo Gerente General de AAA! 🔥
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Thoughts on a comment section: When a problem arises in this country that an individual has no ability to change (or has really any say in at all), others will aspire to blame the individual for noticing. They immediately fight each other instead of facing reality.
Instead of ever admitting this is actually about a corrupt control system, the slavery mindset inherent in being born and raised inside such a soulless machine comes complete with a kneejerk reaction to blame the slavery on the enslaved individuals themselves.
Food too expensive? Eat beans and rice or nothing, but don't you dare complain. Housing too expensive? Move to a moldy shack in the middle of bumf*ck nowhere where you won't even be able to get a minimum wage job. It's not that your money has been devalued to the point that actual Monopoly money from the board game is worth more now. It's not that this rigged system has been sucking wealth to the top for years. It's you wanting any quality of life at all for yourself when at least prisoners who have been locked up in actual jail don't have to worry about having food and water and a place to sleep at night like you do every single day the longer this continues.
As a pattern, this is everywhere. If you pay attention for more than five minutes, you will see it every time, too. Every. Single. Time. Hardly anyone ever asks why people have been programmed to immediately react this way. There are many reasons I figure, but first and foremost it's a trigger implanted to keep us divided and fighting amongst ourselves and shamed into silence about our circumstances. Why? Perhaps because uniting is the most dangerous thing to this hideous beast system.
The psychological programming in the US is the stuff only monocled and thin twisty mustachioed supervillians with creepy, heartless laughs that make your spine jolt at the sound could have ever dreamed up.
Financial Dystopia@financedystop
People at the pump are getting absolutely cooked out here. Over $100 to fill up her truck even with a discount.
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Letting a billionaire tell you anything about morality is insane.
ALUTHEDON@Mbakaza4L
Elon Musk says work-from-home is "morally wrong" — here's why. cnb.cx/3WfsSWX
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@johnny_bottlez @JJ_Alexander I envy him. Guy’s getting paid not to work unless he wants to work elsewhere for basically pennies compared to what he likely makes weekly via his AEW contract. Lucky bastard.
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@JJ_Alexander @CMHyuckinGoof They signed a guy and don't even use him. Figures.
He and his wife walked out of TNA for this?
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