CallMeInTheMorning

We put out a music video youtu.be/GwI7Lp0x924

@macklemore I don’t think you’re a nerd. Nerd

We've come to a decision and decided to just be a @counterparts905 cover band. Thank you and goodnight 🙏

Jimmy johns is bad meat #cleammeats

We've been big brother this entire time

@Nike please for the love of god

@Nike please we're literally begging you at this point

Yo Nike said they'd sponsor us if we got 10 retweets so SMASH THAT RETWEET BUTTON😜🙏👌😩

Mfw I found out you haven't listed to tell no tales yet

Yo nerds we put out this EP today listen to it or don't I don't care cause I'll be 420 blazed ✌️🔥 callmeinthemorning.bandcamp.com/album/tell-no-…

Our EP comes out tomorrow so get ready for a ton of poorly photoshopped pics of celebs holding it. Cause that's a thing that bands do right?

JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS COMES OUT IN TWO DAYS

Kramer rents out his apartment every night on Airbnb & lives in the hallway. K:“I’m making cash hand over fist, Jerry!” J:“You’re homeless!"

Elaine is furious when her coworker calls her "basic.” J:"That’s ridiculous!” E:"Thank you.” J:"If anything, you're too complicated."

Easter is just around the corner so look at this poorly painted egg 🤷‍♀️❗️🐰

Yo @Nike we out here repping. You tryna hook us up?

We eat @Wendys 4 for 4 so much I feel like we should be sponsored by now

When I listen to @counterparts905, but I'm angry I call it frownterparts

.@Doritos Please sponsor us

Just thought of the next big Doritos ad campaign @Doritos where you guys at?