Mark G.

First walkies since getting out of hospital. Loved it.

@TashP351 Watched it last week. Loved it.

Watched the outstanding Project Hail Mary last night. The dogs turkey toy reminds me of Rocky 🥰

Oh guess what, looks like Farage was lying about not being offered security, too. He claims he had to take a secret £5m gift because the state 'would never help' with security. Now we find out he actually turned down taxpayer-funded protection! Wow! He's been busted again!

“He’s laughing at you… ‘These people are so thick,’ he’s saying.” James O’Brien points out the 'hypocrisy' in Nigel Farage mocking Keir Starmer’s clothing donations.

@LucyChalice Bet your kitchen smells lovely ha ha

RIP toaster. I am slightly sad about the loss of this appliance and that I also managed to trip the kitchen fuse just by toasting a bagel. But mostly I am perturbed by the fact I inadvertently mangled and toasted a dead mouse at the same time. 😱😭 Reader, I am not ok. 😳😭

Day 10. Going home day....... 🤞

@XFrecklesXo The side eye! 🤣

“Mum, can you let me out so I can finish destroying my new toy in peace”

@Gillian275Gm Smashing. Have a great time!

🖤 💋

@nw_nicholas Any minute

How long before Farage utilises Widdecombe's suspected murder to justify his £5m?

@still_blunt One decent one for sure!

@CMark900 Loads of cool battle scars to show in the pub in a couple of months!

Done and dusted. Back on the ward rexobering and a slim chance of being allowed home later 🤞

@clumsyoaf33 That colour mix looks really good on you mate.

@hardcorecarp That's a very nice reward mate.

Mega tough conditions, I always thought bite time might be smack bang in the middle of the night and it was 2am .....This 23lber was a welcome site

@our_jesse Brutal 🤣

@Tush27J Get Binface to guest host @haveigotnews

Hands up if you think there should be a BBC Question Time Claction by-election special. Nigel Farage Vs Count Binface. #bbcqt

@FranS199 @Ihatesugar3 Ha ha couldn't have put it better if I'd tried 🤣

@Ihatesugar3 It’s taking you for fucking idiots is what it is.

All these people that keep saying Farage should have declared the money Just a reminder, Farage is not like all other MPs that say ‘I’m sorry’ when found out that they’ve been deceitful He is saying “I’ve done nothing wrong” and he’s not backing down That’s courage ‼️

Nice surprise this morning. Surgery slot has opened up so I'm in for 9am. Over the moon but shitting it in equal measures 😬🤣

@DeadlineDayLive No thank you. One word springs to mind. Ineffective

🚨 Tottenham are interested in signing Randal Kolo Muani this summer. Roberto De Zerbi is understood to be a fan of the French striker, who is also attracting interest from Germany. PSG are open to a loan deal with an obligation to buy, while Juventus continue working to reach an agreement with the French club. (Source: @tuttosport)

@sophiearumble In return I hope you get more. Have a great Friday