Mark G.

@MrsFlowers007 That's 100% me and our project manager.

Me giving my equally stressed work colleague emotional support

@MarindaVannoy1 @still_blunt

me

On Dad Taxi duty. 0110 train station pick up. Lovely 🫤

@sophiearumble That's stunning. What are the dark pink clusters? 2 o'clock and 10 o'clock positions?

@our_jesse An eye watering salary.

Smear test on Teams, anyone?

@Footinit Putting stuff in the dishwasher the "wrong" way is far more effective

Relationship goals.

Stopping gas dictating UK energy price could cut bills by £200. Renewables are the cheapest but Ofgem's pricing links electricity price to gas, enables profiteering. Gas produced energy must be decoupled from the rest. Public ownership is even better. theguardian.com/environment/20…

@MartinSLewis We have this very situation coming out way at some point. 4 siblings. 2 in successful careers, 2 not so. The only option is fair 4 way divide.

Today’s Poll: If a couple had two adult children - one financially very successful and one struggling - should their Will leave their estate 50-50, or divide it more based on need? Which comes CLOSEST to your view in this hypothetical?

@KeruboSk I have a Labrador with a finely tuned "walkies" setting in his body clock. No other alarm required. He can not be snoozed

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

Disappearing into a Spotify rabbit hole already today...... U2 - (Joshua Tree) Manic Street Preachers St Etienne Vaults - (why did they break up? 😭) Shaed What's next 🤔

Steve doesn’t think it matters that the CEO of Renewables U.K is a former senior Conservative Party and Shell employee helping to perpetuate Conservative Party and fossil fuel industry myths about North Sea oil and gas. I do, and you should too…👇

@Vikski They rely on people just sitting back on auto renewals. If you ever fancy a thought provoking read on how we are all played on a daily basis try "Nudge" by Thaler and Sunstein..

My car insurance is due for renewal next month. My current provider quoted me £840 to renew. I've found a new insurer like for like item wise who are charging me less than half that. Companies have gone mad thinking people will pay these prices

@fecklessfox1000 Was only a matter of time before one of the anti vac nutters found an angle. They're fucking lunatics

Are people being deliberately stupid? Yes, meningitis is inflammation of membranes around the brain and usually caused by an infection. The current outbreak has been confirmed as meningococcal group B (Neisseria meningitidis bacteria) Yes it’s contagious through close contact

@Martyupnorth Not a huge U2 fan but this is an album! So many top songs. Red Hill Town or Running to Stand still are the best for me......not heads off to Spotify.....

I just listened to this album while working out. I could predict the next song as soon as one was finished. It's a nearly perfect record, from a bygone era. It totally reminded me of my youth, and how the last 35 years just flew by.

@idlewildgirl We went to set it up last night and unless we made a balls up of it it's not free.

@CMark900 Well I’m not paying anything for it. Just says this is now included

Also why has Sky added Disney to my package for FREE what are they plotting

Long, long overdue -- every factory, every aircraft hangar, every farm barn, should be smothered in solar panels

🚨🇳🇱 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Xavi Simons wins MOTM award for his performance vs Atlético Madrid. 🏅

Give Harry Kane the Ballon d’Or now! No player in WORLD FOOTBALL is remotely close to his levels this season 🔥😱

Spurs were superb tonight. That's not a sentence anyone's written for a while. Archie Gray was brilliant. Cristian Romero even managed a rare appearance in between suspensions. Things may be looking up. dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…