Cody McLeod

@IanMacKay_94 4 is better EZ. Congrats brother!

Is 3 good?

17 month year old son just changed what he was watching in the car from Ms. Rachel to @PatMcAfeeShow. He gets it. #HappyFriday #HappyDad #BCFan

So back. Nothing is more evil than the individuals who make children’s toys make noises when you shut them off.

I think it’s odd @Apple still hasn’t figured out no one is actually trying to type “ducking” in a conversation.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take? Clearly Wayne never played roll up the rim. I’ve been shooting daily and still yet to score. #0fer

Eating Doritos and drinking a metabolism booster. Body is more confused than the dumb kids in class seeing algebra for the first time. #0TransFat

Gentle reminder to all in relationships. If you see your significant other watching a blank screen with a cold beverage and just absolutely furious at nothing. Understand it’s been around 20 weeks since the last Sunday without football and we’re all just adjusting.

#Together #BellLetsTalk

I think we as humans need to elevate our standards a bit. Instead of hot dog eating competitions I think we should change it to muffins.

Feel bad for all the kids who will never experience the exhilarating sound of an unexpected walkie-talkie call.

How is it humans can get away faking a moon landing yet there isn’t something to measure portions of pasta? It’s either you get 3 noodles or enough to feed Asia #RedOrBlack #WhosHungry

When she comes home from a 12 hour day and you haven’t done a thing besides level up in Call of Duty starter package.

I don’t know if it’s comical or motivating for our youth that your show @InsideLines is an NFL sports betting show and your opener every week is how bad you did the week before. #VegasLovesYou #DreamBigKids #AnythingIsPossible

I spend most of the day thinking about things like what makes soap clean and the story behind how cold turkey helped someone quit smoking #Tumbleweeds

Why is it that every ref looks like he’s throwing 4th and 36 with the yellow penalty flag? #GunSlinger #JealousWRs

Buying Beer,Nog and and Powerade at sobeys looking like a guy who exits out through the door that says no exit

If any is wondering what it’s like driving in Brampton to work everyday. I buy wiper blades and a horn at the same time. Every time. #PackageDeal

Feel like good coaches are just bad players who were always corrected, so in turn they are good at watching and adjusting from the sideline. #IdMakeAGoodCoach

When asked what my weaknesses are in a job interview and I say hairline. It can only go two ways and if it goes my way it will be a great employment. #schick #Gillette

Don’t need my socks to have aerospace technology, just a mate a week after I buy them.