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@PolitlcsUK Wouldn’t things work much better ( I’m no politician ) but the minister of healthcare should be an expert in healthcare, minister for defence should be an expert in military and defence, education an education specialist. Instead we have numpty’s who have no clue.

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says he will not "walk away" and "plunge the country into chaos" "These results reflect voters who don't feel their lives have changed enough. We were elected to do with that - and I'm not going to walk away from that"

@TheDailyDraught It will be a CIU social club. They still serve bottles of LCL

Is this the worst selection of beers in the world?

@EdKrassen Hopefully he eats the same cake as king joffrey.

BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt: “Tomorrow night the President will be going [to the White House Correspondents Dinner] for the first time since he’s been a sitting president. I think it’s very fitting that he is going in the 250th year of our nation’s birthday, since he is the most accessible and transparent president that our nation has ever had.” HAHAHAHAHA... As he continues to coverup the Epstein files and makes billions of dollars as President.

@Scott_Pert Frank Sinclair 😂, Stern John, Hoddle manager days when I first remember Chelsea. It was only when Zola and Vialli signed did they start to improve. Di Matteo, Ed de Goey

Chelsea were FUCK ALL until a Russia Billionaire made them relevant…. I understand fans like Rory Jennings probably never saw them when they were as good as QPR & Charlton, but if they knew their clubs history they’d know this a stupid statement. They were the original Manchester City! Cheats.

@LiamRameses @Beno_ldn Is she right?

@Beno_ldn Got called a cunt by a pissed up girl in a heron foods yesterday It was 11.40am

I absolutely fucking love council estates when the sun’s out the whole place turns into Benidorm. Kids screaming up and down the road on scooters with one wheel missing, someone’s Bluetooth speaker blasting tunes that sound like they’ve been recorded through a toaster, and at least three separate arguments kicking off over absolutely nothing. Then you’ve got lads outside their gardens like they’re security guards for a club that doesn’t exist, just nodding at everyone like they’re important. The smell of weed in the air, baby mums running for the ice cream van with their tits swinging all over in their vest tops, smack heads peddling about topless on their kids ben 10 bikes, corner shop rammed full of people getting the beers in, and the ladies walking around with their fannies eating their shorts and little crop tops on like they're in fucking Cyprus. Then you’ve got that one bloke who’s been mowing the same patch of grass for two hours straight, shirt off, red as a lobster, acting like he’s maintaining Wembley Stadium

@scuderiafc @ImDavidJ13 Play one against the other then?

@ImDavidJ13 the women play better football than the men

As a man I fucking can’t stand the misogyny men show towards women’s football fucking pisses me right off

@NFL_Future_GM @NFL_DovKleiman NFL is for pussys. Take their armour off

@NFL_DovKleiman Soccer is for cupcakes and Girl Scouts, Show me one soccer player’s highlights that are as fun to watch as Sean Taylor’s highlights

Wow: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬

@DonkeyQuixotic @Soprano1872 @McCormack_90 @dominos @pizzahut Cubed chicken is effing awful

@Soprano1872 @McCormack_90 @dominos @pizzahut 🤣🤣🤣 #AsdaDeliPizzaCheeseGate

Asda pizzas blow @dominos and @pizzahut right out the water.

@marty_lawrance It’s just try to justify making you pay near on £100 for 90mins.

@Regista10_ What are we? Chelsea?

Leaving the club: Ramsdale Trippier Krafth Schar Targett Sell: Livramento Gordon Willock Murphy Osula Bring in: New No.1 GK Two right backs Two centre backs Back up left back CDM Creative 8/10 Two Inverted wingers Centre forward Some summer ahead 😅 #nufc

@LegacySiu Macheda ??

Name one Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

🚨 Manchester United are the most prominent club pushing to sign Bruno Guimarães. The Newcastle United midfielder is seen as a potential replacement for Casemiro, though a deal could cost close to £100M. Manchester City, Paris Saint-Germain, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich are also monitoring the situation. (Source: @TEAMtalk)

@SkyNews The UK isn’t a country

"The UK has been very uncooperative" President Trump criticises Sir Keir Starmer's decision not to get involved in the U.S. offensive against Iran, and decisions regarding immigration and energy trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@Stejames090 Cláudio Caçapa & Oguchi Onyewu - top centre half’s. Ignacio Gonzales. Signed as a favour for wise. Facundo Ferreyra how can you go from 43 gls in 73 games for shaktar to making 0 appearances for us.

People calling Woltemade out worst ever signing have clearly never seen player like: Gabriel Obertan Emmauel Riviere Albert Luque Xisco Jeff Hendrick Jack Colback Remy Cabella & many many more put the black & white stripes on for us #NUFC

Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Messi, Neymar or Ronaldo😂 Tell me one random sick footballer you love.

@SkySportsPL Didn’t know being tapped on the shoulder can lift a man off his feet

Bruno Fernandes converts from the spot, leaving Manchester United level & a player to the good! 🎯

@centregoals @talkSPORT Sounds pretty personal

🚨🚨🎙️| Adrian Durham: “Nick Woltemade, I am going to say this - is the 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 in Premier League history.” "This isn't anything against him, it isn't personal.” "But £65-70million for one of those, and we've got to delve deeper.” [@talkSPORT]

@talkSPORT Adrian Durham is a bellend

Brutal... 😳

@nonregemesse Get shit like this took off Apple music and Spotify

The n-word is so taboo among white people that it would have probably fallen out of the English language entirely if black people hadn’t kept it alive in their music and everyday speech.

@Lush_Beauty1 Better than vapes

The smell of cigarettes is so disgusting.