LILAC SNORLAX

thrilled and grateful to be able to make another contribution to @keep_planning, one of the best and most singular vessels for literary work going right now. Infinite thanks to @toomuchistrue. Check it out if you have a moment!!

I am frequently caught off guard by the beauty of soda cans

We in Chicago at the bar doing nothing #Nothing

@A1cohol @dogfightin2 @ManMilk2 tfw Trump’s Midwest Goy Kadosh has lost respect for the original banger

@dogfightin2 @ManMilk2 Lost my respect for the original banger

Why does this ad for quarter horse races neglect to tell you at what track the races are happening. It’s Los Alamitos but you probably shouldn’t count on the reader knowing that already

give me a beer or so help me god I will exert a malign influence on your behaviour in the short-to-medium term

My new screamo band is called The Allure Of The Distant Past, And The Hyperbolic Discounting Of The Ever-Nearing Future. We have four songs and they are all just terrible. We will become extremely famous in 8 years

#americanclassicpedigrees welcomes Jarraar, sire of two Brazilian champions in a brief stud career, to its reference library. americanclassicpedigrees.com/jarraar.html

what’s up I’m evil as fuck

@dogfightin2 2016 we getting less asinine

need more horse books

When You Get Paid Biweekly Week 1: fried crab with thermidor sauce Week 2: how hard could it be to build a vape

@AndrewChampagne USA is at fault in part for this problem. The THB is becoming a weaker animal because we : * use levels of therapeutic medication in races * train/race on Lasix * breed to unsound sire & dam (incl. Bleeders) * breed to early retired stock which has not proved its durability

Calgary, Alberta

necrom, city of the dead

ok but this is actually fucking true

They just released RuneScape for PS3. A little late guys

I’m becoming obsessed with WHATMORE again. Oblivious trust fund kid energy so radioactive that it becomes perversely endearing. I like how they did one rap song and then immediately became a pop punk band. Jamie Dimon’s BROCKHAMPTON

I have low key had it up to here with the invisible magic that lives in the walls

The retirees enjoying a glorious spring day ❤️ #lefarm #mare #retired