ROBERT .ᐟ
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ROBERT .ᐟ
@COMPULSIVEFIGHT
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" uhh.. had better support when you lean on it and err.. "

" No shit, but it would be hilarious. " Putting another mouse in his mouth to chew on.

Wings flared slightly, they'd never seen this suit in person before. A small sparkle of curiousity evident in those segmental heterochromia hues. Tail slightly swaying.. " Good day! "

“ she seems to really enjoy annoying you. “ a flop into the chair at the table, lifting a small vape to his lips, menthol. he was told the vape was more convenient and tolerable than a cigarette.

" but this corner is cooler. " ( it also had a good view of robert’s entrance to the apartment . )

“ Robert , there are people who’d be up for that . trust me . ”


“If he would *think* before he acts, maybe he would be okay.”

“Sit back down and breathe.” She grabs his shoulders and forces him back down into his chair. She then grabs the trash can and sets it in his lap.

"I... ye-yes, thank you. Um, sir— Robert. Ju- it just... hurts, a little." Returning from his latest dispatch. It went pretty well, except for... the bloody nose. Which he's taken pretty well.





