Cedric

said 67 to my 9yo niece and she told me to grow up

@swamprupert can you hang this in the louvre for me. I’m retired.

@swamprupert can you hang these in the louvre for me?

pulled a diggs last night leaving the bar for the last time as a college student #NUKEadulthood

graduation month

@Deadshot56565 did you ghost write Anchorman movies?

My canvas #blueroomgoon

Once I hit the gym and learn how to talk to women, its over for you all. Just letting you all get a head start

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

@swamprupert Probably still jet lagged

Just showed up to the testing center 4 hrs early thought it was at 10 actually at 2pm so dumb

@FireMeUpFrank I’ve been saying this. If it’s raining wear a rain jacket unless you wearing a suit, like the Penguin.

I don’t care how hard it’s raining you should never be using an umbrella as a grown man.

Currently pooping in the bar bathroom #bad

Which “there” are you supposed to use when saying “I still get my there’s mixed up”

@TheCinesthetic Rocket losing his friends in guardians 3

For people who rarely get emotional during movies, what scene or moment genuinely brought you to tears?