Jake Peralta

❝ 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭. ❞ ㅤㅤ ――――――― ㅤ-` independent portrayal ㅤ of Jake Peralta; ㅤ 21+ ― sensitive topics. ㅤ mv & ms w. very high chem. ´- ㅤㅤ #Brooklyn99RP ― Penned by #𝒥𝒶𝒹𝑒

// honestly being constantly dropped is slightly disappointing. Worst come to worst I can just write constant solos on this account

// I’m sorry I wasn’t on much today. Just really tired and not feeling well all day.

@DrFrankLangdon_ It’s not that bad! I’ve only bled through three bandaids!

@COOLESTOF99 Dude???

Guys how long should a cut be bleeding for? Because I’m on like hour two.

@calzonenerd @pawneesheart What do you know? picking on you is also good for moral.

@COOLESTOF99 @pawneesheart good lord, leslie please help me.

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// this is me politely asking for Jake and Frank interactions 🤲

// me thinks that Frank would absolutely hate Jake at first

No, one of those people that thinks that just because I’m in so much pain I can’t see straight that means I can’t do my job. . . . Oh, yeah, I hear how crazy that sounds now.

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// I need more interactions 😭

@calzonenerd @pawneesheart Damn. That’s strike one.

@COOLESTOF99 @pawneesheart sorry, sir—i mean, jake! shit. sorry.

@calzonenerd @pawneesheart Ew. No, it’s Jake. Sir makes feel like I have actual responsibilities.

@COOLESTOF99 @pawneesheart thank you, huh, sir. won’t happen again.

// 🧍🏻 I start college in a few months. I’m not ready guys.

He’s so tired. Falling asleep right here. Don’t mind him.

@calzonenerd @pawneesheart … fine, I’ll forget about it just this once. (He was never actually going to do anything)

@COOLESTOF99 @pawneesheart look, i don’t have any pot. i really don’t. i don’t know why i said that.

@calzonenerd @pawneesheart Please at least turn the other way. I can’t afford new shoes.

@COOLESTOF99 @pawneesheart ohhh my god, i’m gonna throw up.