Dan 🦅

@HLTCO Eze lifting the Premier League trophy at Selhurst is going to be like your ex turn up with her new fella at your house and having an orgasmic shag in your bed

Even as a neutral, I have to say that I’m sad Claude isn’t here to see Arsenal win the title. The bloke would have been so fucking happy.

Let's hope Hull go up then

Use a current example to explain the rise in FireStick usage across the UK (3 marks)

🎶 Adam Wharton’s mum! Adam Wharton’s mum!’🎶

ADAM WHARTON HAS SCORED AND I CAN CONFIRM HE'S DONE A BACKFLIP

@CPFC Please never wear this kit again. It's cursed as far as I'm concerned

Palace in gold 💛

🦅🏆 What a day and what a privilege it has been being holders of the historic old trophy. There are many like us that never thought it would ever happen. Still feels like yesterday.

@SolidusSna19226 @gazbod Why are you gatekeeping Palace? 🤣 I'm from up north and I love the club and go to as many games as I possibly can. Don't be that guy

@gazbod I take it you're from Purley/Coulsden or some other Non Palace area. Real Palace don't want left wingers like you.

Same

@LeaWh21 @Dougmcg1 Yeah mate, because accepting a £5 million bribe from a crypto billionaire living in Thailand and having a Sourh African-Canadian-American oligarch offer to fund your election campaign is really sticking it to the globalists.

@Dougmcg1 Globalist shill.

You lost all your EU benefits. Nigel Farage got 5 million quid for it. He fucking mugged you all off.

This Gold kit is cursed. Never again #CPFC

@09mattz2 @CPFC "I'll hide my insecurities by pretending to be a shit drawing on the internet"

Goal. Manchester City double their lead.

@BSparks84245 @CPFC Arsenal fan complaining about boring football

@CPFC Get the f* out of here. You lot are so boring. What type of football are you even playing

@IAmtheRedeemer @Reidms88 @SamWallaceTel Reform voting Forest fan

@Reidms88 @SamWallaceTel Yes you are

French Ligue 1 club Lyon facing UEFA expulsion from European competitions next season. Concerns club has not met covenants set last summer telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

I will love Marc Guehi forever.

@Adamwesthamboy @ultras_antifaa His one redeeming quality

@ultras_antifaa Nigel farage is a palace fan

#England — A sticker against far right politician Nigel Farage by Crystal Palace supporters.

@stevebrookstein Agreed on Wharton but if we win this 'Mickey Mouse Cup' you'll be doing cartwheels

Wharton has been dog shot today. Where the fuck is Hughes. I swear Glasner wants Palace to go down. We have been awful just to win some shitty Micky Mouse cup. Absolutely garbage football. Overrated manager. #cpfc

🚨: Andoni Iraola has spoken about the appeal of Crystal Palace over AFC Bournemouth. “At Crystal Palace they rest players for major European Finals. At Bournemouth we rest players because they’re messaging 15 year olds.” #afcb #cpfc

@CFO4TAG Only choosing burger van because 'The Oil-i Glasner' has a ring to it

How should Oliver Glasner be immortalised at #CPFC?

The British public hate foreigners more than they love their country. We're idiots. Constantly making poor, uniformed political decisions that only benefit those who secretly rule us. Drool Britannia