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Cape Town, South Africa Katılım Ekim 2014
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Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?
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Bill Cosby loves pudding... Pudding his dick where it don't belong.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
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I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
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*Bumps into your crush* You: Oh, I'm sorry... Almost fell in love right there.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Boy: You remind me of my pinky toe Girl: Why? Boy: Cause I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table
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Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
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Saying you are dumped but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died but let's take it for a walk anyway.
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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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Was Barry White? Was Clint Black? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay? Sure made Stevie Wonder!
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TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
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Sometimes... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But fart just one...
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When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
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Last night I had a dream that I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.
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