Caroline Pickens

Hows your morning going?

Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time. @LabattUSA | #BillsMafia

why south korea’s olympics shooting team so cunty????

I love my black job 🖤

I need to get more unhinged. Feeling way too hinged at the moment.

I no longer get up to investigate strange noises. It’s whatever.

Graupel falling in 12th south just now! #tspotter @NashSevereWx

Happy to share that I have been producing this podcast for a whole year! It’s been an incredible journey and the content keeps getting better. Episode 37 streams tomorrow! Give it a listen and hit subscribe for more. open.spotify.com/show/5ZkGfZ9b6…

Going on a flight soon? ✈️ Consider taking a shower and putting on fresh clothes! Some of us might be VERY hungover and on the brink of barfing, and one whiff of foul body odor will send us over that brink. Thank you.

Breakfast sequins origin story vulture.com/2012/11/gossip…

Brands need to STOP wasting my time retargeting me with the shirt I looked at yesterday that is sold out in the style I want! FFS do not contact me again until you’re restocked in all sizes and colorways 😤

Love is the greatest gift of all. Close second is the Dyson v11 vacuum (to me, from me 😘)

We felt an overwhelming urge to show you this guy. 14/10

“i have new year’s eve plans” the plans:

im so delighted that this creature exists. rat software on bird hardware

this is how i feel when i talk to my parents about my job

What am I doing with my one wild and precious life?? Well I’m sitting and looking at a computer all day, for one thing. Also, phone.

lowkey "seize him" and "unhand me" were huge for the english language

Sometimes linkedin will just buzz on your wrist and show you a guy