Not The Train People

Hubs was forced to switch from Plume to Twitter app for his posts fix, and he asked me for UI help because the timeline was showing things people liked and other randomness. Yeah, that awfulness is by design. Welcome to the "official" experience

@WendolynLamchop Oilers 5-1

Oil vs Kings game 1 contest Rules: -Must be following me -Must comment in this post (Not in a quote tweet) -Guess winning team & score -1 guess per person, must be in before 8pm MT -All correct guesses put into a random draw, and 1 winner will be picked Prize: Drai

@silvestri_73 Cool. You got on hnic after hours!

@ScottOake Ceci got a lot done of grief early in his career. What advice does he give to younger players to keep at it? Not everyone adjusts to the NHL game at the same rate. He’s been great in Edmonton

After Hours tomorrow night from Edmonton: guests are Cody Ceci followed by Jay Woodcroft. Do you have questions? #afterhours

So proud of @maximumeffort and @jimmykimmel teams for our 80’s advertising fever dreams during #LiveInFrontOfAStudioAudience

When random folks on TikTok can do better public health messaging than most governments and NGOs…

@stimms Sounds like a job for an ETL tool like SSIS or Azure data factory. Can setup multiple streams and do parallel processing in that.

@CPrail No like "Hey I have this table of bulk load data which needs to go into 8 other tables on this machine with 64 cores, could we maybe do some of those all at once and when they're all done truncate the bulk load table"

Am I right in thinking there is no easy way, in a SQL query, to do multiple actions in parallel?

@stimms Did light blue win the vote?

Me: I have to go vote, 7yr old, would you like to come? Him: No, I already voted. Both he and his brother voted for light blue at school but neither of them can tell me light blue's position on universal basic income.

عائلتك هي دائمًا جمهورك الأول 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 أسرة البطل الأولمبي التونسي أحمد الحفناوي أثناء متابعة سباق 400 متر سباحة والذي توّج به السباح صاحب الـ 18 عامًا بالذهبية 🥇🇹🇳

If 100,000 people retweet this my girlfriend said we can get a French Bull Dog and name it Pickle. This is not a drill.

As we head to #StanleyCup OT, here's a reminder... #DOGPOG #PuckOverGlassOrBust #TBLvsMTL

@barret_g Go habs!

Seeing lots of trash tweets saying #habs are gonna be steamrolled by the "better teams". Keep saying that cuz the less respect you give them the better they play.

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Why are we down to 4 D? Put out a fresh line Jesus

@barret_g Oilers need the refs to call the game. It's unfortunate the skilled teams get screwed over in the playoffs when the refs put the whistle away.

#Oilers need a Klima right now.

Tonight's game is presented by @MBNA_Canada & they're looking to hook up one fan with a team-signed stick! Simply retweet & you're entered to win. 🏒 #LetsGoOilers

THIS IS WILD 😱 He can pitch with both hands based on the batter (via @mikegallagher24) twitter.com/BleacherReport…

OMG McDavid Yes!!! #goilers

This game is so intense. I feel like someone is going to get murdered and the refs would allow it. #goilers