Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt (not the real one!) T-shirt & jeans cocktail connoisseur who loves to cook; Dad jokes and bad puns and good laughs all in fun Yes I will totally flirt with you! semi-lit to lit, nsfw but playful and fun, mdni DM open & I always try to reply

@NotZcndaya My pleasure! Hope you’re doing well!!

@CPrattRP Thank you Chris!

@FakeJordyn_rp I disagree Once I’ve seen you I DEFINITELY wanna see more of that backside 🔥

Once you've seen me. There's no going back

@FakeJordyn_rp You’d look wonderful proudly showing off that collar

I would make a perfect pet for someone...

@AlluringWylde I’m not sure this motivated me in quite the way you were looking for … or maybe it was. Hmmmm ❤️‍🔥

Good morning people…it’s Monday again. Have some motivation.

@IittlcfIower Who says you’re not already?(

make me your number one obsession 🤍𐙚

@PopangelCC What a talented and stunning woman!

@passiondrevms At this hour?

@FakeJordyn_rp But a LOT beautiful

Saturday morning and I'm still a lil drunk...

@AlluringWylde Where do I apply for the masseuse position? 😘

Relaxation. I could use a good spa weekend.

@halojupiterxo You are. You’re on my list

what’s on your christmas list?

@FXCKUPTHEWRLD I’m gonna stare as much as I want and you’re probably gonna like it too

Don't stare too much~

I can feel it. Today’s the day. Let’s make it happen. I got 96 followers but can I make it to 100? I’m gonna shoot for 102!! I know I’m not as pretty as you ladies, but whoever gets me over the hump will get a public shoutout about how amazing you are! ❤️

@VeniceByVenice I’m so sorry to hear that - I mean on the honeymoon I don’t see the panties coming up again sooooo …

This weekend has had more ups and downs than a bride's panties on honeymoon.

@RP_Kiki_ This night ain’t ready for you, but I’m in, let’s tear up the town

Ready for a wild night.

@FXCKUPTHEWRLD If I lay down, would you lay your head on my stomach while I play with your hair? ❤️

Sleepy head here~

@1tisda Aww you look so cute when you’re thinking about me! 💖

@AlexaBlissPixie Great “before” shot! Now the “after” shot might be a bit … messier 😈

Oops 🙊

@ToriBlack4U @LexiRingsABelle Just imagine what you two could do together!

If you think I’m a slut you should see what my wife @LexiRingsABelle can do