Jaime Taylor (CRC official MC)

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@CRC_Luna We don't need to talk about Sharon right now. And anyway, she didn't go to the zoo with us.

@CRC_Jaime You don't remember Sharon?

@CRC_Luna @RigelJager Or a smiley emoji if you're laughing.

@CRC_Luna @RigelJager You should put /s if you're being sarcastic.

@CRC_Luna I think it looks good. Where are you working?

@Foxatron132 That is the correct choice for an epic getaway song.

[Audio Detected, Begin Recording] Let's make this chase a little more exhilarating!! *JW speaker start playing "Black Betty"* And now for a few tricks for show! *sounds of something sticking to a wall before sounds something shooting out gas is heard a few seconds later*

@CRC_Katya @CRC_Luna I know how @CRC_Luna feels about Valentine's Day. And besides it's across town, on the other side of the tracks. So why would I ask? I don't get it.

@CRC_Jaime @CRC_Luna Yeah Luna...why would he ask you? Please explain~! ¬‿¬

Ah, I see it will soon be Chocolate-Flavored Capitalist Exploitation Day. Again. Already.

@CRC_Luna No. Why would I ask you?

@CRC_Jaime You were going to ask if I wanted to go though, right? I don't.

@CRC_Luna The answer to what? I didn't ask a question.

@CRC_Jaime The answer is NO.

@CRC_Luna @OphieWilson @astrointrain Yes. I see it.

@OphieWilson @astrointrain .... .... .... @CRC_Jaime

Poppy Valley PSA: When you hear whispers in the dark, the CRC strongly advises you to put on headphones and listen to music instead. Jaime recommends the Beatles. Stay safe. Trust nobody. ~The CRC

@RigelJager @CRC_Luna Same here.

@AkiKurosawa_CRC @CRC_Luna Then you also have excellent taste in music.

@CRC_Luna Jaime has a great taste in music. I like the Beatles 😊

@CRC_Luna I don't know. I just do.

@CRC_Jaime How?

What is this Illuminati number doing in our fireworks?

@CRC_Luna That's interesting. One of these was taped to my backpack.

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@CRC_Luna @CRC_Katya On the couch.

@CRC_Jaime @CRC_Katya What are you saying?!

Should I open it?

@CRC_Luna @CRC_Katya I can sleep over tonight if you want.

@CRC_Katya I'm fine. I slept in another room. Nothing happened, but… that was scary.