Cassie Ulph

IdEA to revolutionise the timeline: instead of "for you" and "following", toggle between "for you" and "about you", gathering subtweets neatly into one handy little outrage engine

Growing old (dis?)gracefully, with a little help from this view

I turned 40 over the weekend and fuck youth forever baby live the dream

@drclarevernon @philistella Olive tree seconded! I have a not very big one (it remains more of a sapling) in a sunny spot in my yard, and I, a fairly incompetent and neglectful gardener, have failed to kill it so far

I've inherited some very dead big planters on my sunny roof terrace and need to tackle them at some point - what should I plant, gardening Twitter?? (I already have herbs.)

Little do for a big birthday featuring an extremely niche cake and my ride-or-dies 💖

@dyfrig Sure! Will DM you

I have a code going for the other place, anyone in need?

Some fucking wizardry (non pejorative) with @SELFESTEEM___ in Sheffield tonight

Very much enjoyed the horrified double-take by the guy at the cider tent when he read the date on my ID, sir you have made my day

SEX DRUGS DISCO

I quite like the blue place n all but it's not quite at the "pets I know from the internet appearing randomly in my feed" levels we find on here yet and I find that particularly hard to let go of...

@drclaireocall @ChawtonHouse Is this a Penny sighting?!! 😻 @philistella

Cats participating in conference papers! 😺 I’m so here for this content. 😻 What a beautiful feline joining Natasha for her paper (and an excellent paper too) 😻 @ChawtonHouse #quillsandcharacters 🪶

@madeline_cct I used to use Calibre Library to convert between ebook formats and move across devices but I don't know if it remains useful (or free!)

To my Twitter friends who are more tech-savvy than me: is there a way to transfer a book from iBooks to Kindle?

Why would I read a mystery thriller when I could just attempt to catch scheduled public transport in Leeds?!

@vjc_torianist My only Art Criticism is the general lack of teefs at the gallery, otherwise 10/10

As promised, a quick rundown of the dogs of @LNMM_muzejs, who give consistently excellent side-eye

The end! Now home to my own stinky bundle of twigs

This handsome apricot and white hound is considering making a break for it, don't tell anyone. Detail: Jānis Plase, Tea House (1928)