CS Confessions

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"The only time I felt any kind of pride was when I won a 1v3 retake on Dust 2 B site and people in voice chat all went "Oooo" at the same time"

"I once shat myself mid game completely spontaneously and had to call a timeout then use my technical timeout to clean myself up to keep playing"

"CS2 Twitter is so soulful. That includes you, you piece of love ❤️"

"i cannot play cs anymore with my friends whove been there with me since i started playing the game. it feels like im actively losing braincells every session. they keep talking unrelated things during matches, dont give any comms and their game sense is questionable. i love them so much, but my competitive spirit cannot keep up with their way of playing. i hate it so much because i really like hanging out with them"

"I get freedom of speech and whatnot but I genuinely believe people that say racist shit in game should be permanently banned"

"whys every time I comment something under a confession every person liking the comment happens to be she/her transfem"

"I haven't even touched Counter Strike in like, years, but I still find it funny that like, 90% of Gmod hinges on CS Source. Also Militia is my favorite map, and I main the SG 552."

"mirage mogs cache and italy is the best map oat, anyone who says otherwise is coping or larping"

"gooning to Agent Ava with vc"

"I genuinely believe some people take CS waaaay too seriously. I get that it's competitive at its core, but I myself see a game that requires good aim, movement, and decision making, and I try and figure out how to make that as unserious as possible. I have no care whether I win or lose, I'm going in, I'm gonna do some bullshit, and I'm gonna have mad fun doing it. When you start taking a game way too seriously you start to tilt. You could be playing the best game of your life but your teammates can't hit a shot for shit. It gets into your head. I don't want that. I queue comp/premier, and i just do me. Win or lose, im gonna make the most of it. Something something how long do I need a blinker on to cut 8 lanes, I turn now good luck everybody else"

"The only reason some men hate trans women is because most of them are lesbians and women would rather pick a chick with a dick than a man. #theychosethebearforareason #thatlastpartrhymed #maybeishouldbearapper"

"i don't even play comp or premier, i play arms race only. arms race is awesome. it's getting infested by bots as well lately. i wish valve would wake the fuck up."

"I have a feather under my chair that tickles my feet everytime I take damage. Keeps me engaged…"

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"I listen to vampymarceline asmr while I rank up in premier and it helps me"

"sometimes when i play nuke i like to pretend my hg gets beat up so i can nurse her back to health and then gaslight some skins out of her for it"

"if you awp in a deathmatch i hope the person you hold dearest, whoever it is, i hope they get kidnapped and you get a livestream of them being tortured and it traumatises you for life. fuck you"

"i have a crush on my nuke duo, her voice is angelic, her hazel eyes look like a forest, her auburn hair smells like a bed of flowers, her lips look so soft and i imagine myself kissing them daily. the sounds she makes when she gets jumpscared ingame make my knees shake. im straight but women are so much hotter then men."

"A friend I played with in the past got into cs2 and they got placed 4k and then dropped all the way to 2k premier. I coached them to try and be helpful. But everytime I said something it was ego and deflection like "oh but I carried my teammates in this one round when I 1v4ed", and I had to remind them that they were playing in pisslow, that didn't matter to what the fuck I was trying to tell them to do. They were insufferable and so unbearable to play with that one of my other friends unadded them. I dont talk to them much anymore because they need to take accountability and I can't change that for them, like if you suck at the game you need to own up and either start trying or just quit the game altogether."

"Sometimes I feel like there must be something wrong with me, it's horrible being incapable of making meaningful connections with anyone. Unable to express what I feel and having to be superficial about it. Being lonely sucks and this shit might be the best way to just vent a little bit of that out."