CS Confessions

Submit anonymous confessions here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… Confessions will be posted on this account

"i have a thing for dominant women because when i was a kid i saw a minecraft music video animation where a girl player beats all the guys. its been well over a decade and i still think about her sometimes."

"i want to **** lillykyu and junko furuta that *****"

"Hi cs confessions admin i love the new ohne pictures they make me really happy :D"

"My overall K/D is 0.056. I’m in gold 4"

"i wish i had the money to buy another armory pass"

"Admittedly, i played Counter Strike ages ago and thought it was "okay". Same goes for its Pavlov VR clone. I actually only played Pavlov because I could use the AK in VR, a gun i owned in real life. Is this even a CS confession if it dosent have any queer narratives within it?"

"Skins = Wins"

"i need to be collared by someone lovingly and stronger than me and force taught the recoil patterns of all weapons"

"i have wet dreams about drinking the broth made out of all the chickens i killed at wingman inferno🤤"

"I think the thumbnails this account uses are absolutely hilarious, please never stop"

"I like skins as much as the next person, however the games "major content updates" constantly being about skins, and skins only is really depressing, and the lack of any new game modes, guns, missions, etc. or creative liberty taken into any new update is incredibly disappointing."

"i once asked a waiter for a new milkshake after mine had a hair in it at a restaurant i still feel guilty about it that was 5 years ago"

"i need someone to push me to be transgender because ill never do it by myself"

"My favorite thing to do in league of legends is snowballing minions in vanilla Aram"

"I cheated in CS cause I thought it would be funny, it wasn’t, I realized after the 3rd match…..wait…..they hit the second tower"

"my friends wanted me to install faceit but im so incredibly lazy and do NOT want to update half of the bullshit on my computer to make it run at a kernel level. i think theyre cutting me out of the group."

"I believe that the female agents should have no voice lines because they need to shut up"

"Recently got back into CS ive had it since like 2017 or 2018. I despisd it back then but this account got me back into it, i love casual and wanna try comp but its fucking horrifying and i dont think ill ever touch it."

"Starting to think these might be hand picked"

"idk why there are so many trans cs gamers, i fw it doe"