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I read this over Shabbos — quiet, steady, and surprisingly grounding. The kind of book you pick up for a page and end up sitting with for a while. Tagging @ShabbosReads to keep the tradition going. #IReadThisOverShabbos #ShabbosReads

Narcissists don't apologize because apologizing would require: empathy, self-reflection, and accountability - everything they avoid.

Good Shabbos to our brothers and sisters in Manchester. You are not alone — the prayers of Am Yisrael around the world are with you. May Hashem bring comfort and strength. ✡️🕯️ #AmYisraelChai

@WorldAndScience So you’re telling me there are 82,000 other people laughing at their own dad jokes? The world isn’t ready.

If you are truly 1 in a million, then there are roughly 82000 people just like you...

@AMAZlNGNATURE Swan Lake? Nah, this is Goose Lake on Ice 🦢🧊😂

Little ballerina..😅

@TSN_Sports @SportsCenter Nobody plays for ties… except the NFL rulebook 😅

"You don't play the game for ties." Dak Prescott on the Pakers/Cowboys game ending in a tie. (via @SportsCenter)

@Dadsaysjokes I love this 😂 My kids don’t appreciate this kind of humour, so thanks for giving me a place to laugh at other people’s dad jokes instead of just my own!

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

@F1 Discount Max? The man is the discount code: enter VER33 at checkout and you get pole + fastest lap + win. 🏆🔥

Why Max Verstappen can't be discounted from the title fight? 💨 Lawrence Barretto looks at the case for and against Verstappen being a factor in the championship battle, following his impressive brace of victories in Monza and Baku 📝👇 #F1 f1.com/Barretto-on-VE…

@ColeIsKing_ @BlueJays Much respect to the Yankees — battled through injuries and still pushed all the way. But come on, have some class. Records don’t lie: Jays are AL East Champs. Tip your cap, regroup, and we’ll see you next season. 💙🇨🇦

Congrats Blue Jays fans, you finally won the division… but it’s EMBARRASSING that the Yankees finished with the SAME RECORD as you, despite dealing with injuries all year and dropping games they should’ve never lost. Their expected wins were 98. Enjoy this little division crown while you can, because this division will ALWAYS belong to the Yankees. A fully healthy Yankees squad? You can’t touch them. Mark it down you’re not winning it again and I promise you that.

TOP OF THE EAST!

@BlueJays Amazing! 🔥 What a run—TOP of the East! Quite the table, quite the team. Can’t wait for the postseason, this city is buzzing. Let’s go Jays, October is ours! 💙🇨🇦

@TeamCanada That’s the understatement of the century. 🏉 Legends forever. You didn’t just bring home silver, you made history and inspired a nation. Every tackle, every try, every ounce of fight—Canada is proud beyond words. 🇨🇦🔥🙌

Team Canada, you made us proud. 🏉 An incredible journey ends with a historic silver medal at the Rugby World Cup. Hold your heads high, the whole nation is proud of you. 🇨🇦

@WholesomeMeme When you realize it’s Wednesday and you’re the star of hump day. 🐫✨

@F1 We talk about GOATs, but Jim Clark was already grazing on that mountain. 🐐✨

There is only one driver with more Grand Slams than Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen... 🏅👀 This accolade goes to the legendary Jim Clark, with eight Grand Slams ✨ #F1

@UberFacts And here I am still struggling with 7×8… 🤯😂

“Eleven plus two” is an anagram of “twelve plus one” and both equal 13

@Dadsaysjokes Family trees… some have more bananas than branches. 🍌🌳🤣

"Mom, when did humans start to exist?" Mom: “Well, you see, God created Adam and Eve... "But dad said we came from apes." Mom: “He was talking about his family, and I'm telling you about mine...”

@cbcsports @RugbyCanada Silver on the field, but number one in our hearts. ❤️🇨🇦🏉

Canadian women are No. 2 in the world 🇨🇦🏉 Shining silver for @RugbyCanada at #RWC2025 🥈