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@CSlam3000

Everybody get up, it's time to SLAM now. We got a real clam goin' down.

Katılım Haziran 2020
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clamSLAM3000@CSlam3000·
@_abcdemilee I saw them live a looong time ago and it was great! You should def get tickets
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clamSLAM3000@CSlam3000·
@de5troythebrain Hahahaha I was only confused because I’m like “if he’s talking about the actual knot, then yeah it’s the clit. But if he’s talking about the end of the balloon then that’s gotta be the other”
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Brain@de5troythebrain·
@CSlam3000 reading the comments.. i dont think i need to add to this.. but they are right..
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clamSLAM3000@CSlam3000·
Topic of debate: I was watching a show today and a guy made a comment about one of the girls. He said “I’d totally lick her balloon knot.” And I’ve been thinking about it ALL day. At first I thought he was talking about her cl1t. But now I think it’s her b*tt h0le. Cast your vote
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clamSLAM3000@CSlam3000·
@AdamEPlays I was very confused and didn’t get it. Then I realized my brain saw OT as OF …and I might need to get off of the internet.
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AdamEPlays@AdamEPlays·
Man if I calculated in all the OT I have worked I could add at least another 4-5 years of experience lol
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AdamEPlays@AdamEPlays·
and I don't mind paying for something but a lot of the productivity apps I have looked at are like $50-100/month and unless I start making big bucks I am not paying that much for them lol
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AdamEPlays@AdamEPlays·
ok ok ok time for weird adam hours again. I am looking for an app/pc program/website something that I can link all my socials and have a view of everything scheduled to go and then a calendar so I can track shit better. Cause I have too many places to be lol anyone know of any?
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AdamEPlays@AdamEPlays·
I had a dream last night where a friend of mine and I were running from something, I don't remember exactly what. The next thing I knew they were dead, and when I woke up it felt so damn real. And that right there is scary as hell 😰
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clamSLAM3000@CSlam3000·
Starbucks Drive thru girly and I shared a joke, she called me sweet twice within a 3 minute span while staring into my soul…do I have a girl friend now? 😎
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Darren (Muffininsky)Burton
Darren (Muffininsky)Burton@darren_burton2·
I am starting to feel normal again. I lost my little sister last week in a car accident, and have had a lot going on. I feel the weight lifting and life becoming a tad brighter. I hope to be around more, and become my social butterfly self once again. Thank you for being awesome!
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Blade@bladesarcade_·
For the past few months I have been going to the gym 4-5 times a week. I don't have a scale because at always messes with my head but my clothes are fitting better and my belt is on my final hole that I need a smaller size belt and I just feel good. So I'm doing something right!
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clamSLAM3000@CSlam3000·
@bladesarcade_ @_abcdemilee 😂 so accurate! The amount of times I’ve been told I’m a shit lifeline by a random because I didn’t rez them after they ran out and immediately died…
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Tommy
Tommy@Tommy60932221·
@OrielleVanya “Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
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