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@Harian_Mossa @ToddFuhrman How many teams are in the league and how many teams do you see in that graphic ? And how many crayons have you eaten today?

@ToddFuhrman What a post to literally disprove analytics. We're on the cusp of the conference finals including 3 of the bottom 4 teams in that category

For those folks that are anti hockey analytics or don't like expected goals...we're on the cusp of the conference finals including 3 of the top 4 teams in that category

@MarioNawfal I think what people are missing with this is that eating tuna is incredibly energy intensive. They’re the top of the food chain. It’s in no way sustainable. It’s like if humans ate lions or bears at an industrial scale

To grow a bluefin tuna to market size, farmers feed each one around 10 kg of fresh fish every single day. Feeding fish to fish so rich people can eat fish. Makes perfect sense.

@kenprouleau @MarioNawfal Bc fish are way up on the food chain and compost and fertilizer are at the bottom. It takes exponentially more energy to create a kg of tuna than a kg of plant

@MarioNawfal And how is that different than feeding plants compost and fertilizer when farming? Seems legit to me.

@CraigMaz1 @domluszczyszyn You need to learn math dude

@domluszczyszyn lol you and every other “analyst” can now zip It about how great Tampa is. Never seen a team crowned so much before a playoff started

2026 Stanley Cup chances 🏆

@dieworkwear @ScottJenningsKY LOVE

@ScottJenningsKY the joke is that she married him for his money, but she's unhappy and thus she'll be glad when he goes. it's a terrible joke bc anyone with eyes can plainly see she's constantly doting over him. theirs is a model marriage between a rich man, his model wife, and his mistresses

Can someone explain to me what the joke is? Are grieving widows jokes to people on the Left? What is the joke, exactly?

@RM_Transit @americanacheese So sounds like you agree, smarter regulation that encourages mass transit and reduces over reliance on cars ? Ie less bad regulation

@americanacheese car dependent sprawl was regulated in

I have this sentiment at times too. But it's not a matter of less or more regulation, just smarter regulation. We have to remember, less regulation is what initially produced car-based suburban sprawl, and more regulation (ie greenbelt) also redirects more sprawl elsewhere.

@ProudSocialist To be fair to her the socialists in Argentina were corrupt and terrible but in different ways. Still the lesser of 2 evils

Argentinian voter: “I voted for Javier Milei and now I can't afford rent. I’ll either vote for Milei again or I’ll leave the country, but I’ll still never vote for the socialists.” Owning the left by owning nothing at all. This is what capitalist indoctrination does to a person.

Tennis players live 9.7 years longer than sedentary people. Not 9.7 months. 9.7 years. Nearly a decade. The Copenhagen City Heart Study tracked 8,577 people for 25 years and ranked every sport by how much life it adds. Badminton: 6.2 years. Soccer: 4.7. Cycling: 3.7. Swimming: 3.4. Jogging: 3.2. Tennis almost triples jogging. A separate study of 80,000 adults found racket sports cut all-cause mortality by 47% and cardiovascular death by 56%. Swimming hit 41%. Aerobics hit 36%. The question is why racket sports destroy everything else. Three mechanisms stack on top of each other. First, the physical demands. A tennis rally requires explosive sprints, lateral cuts, and sustained aerobic output. You're training fast-twitch and slow-twitch muscle fibers simultaneously. Most cardio only trains one system. Second, the cognitive load. You're reading spin, predicting angles, adjusting position, and executing motor patterns in real-time. Your brain is solving spatial puzzles at 80+ mph. That hand-eye coordination and strategic processing builds neural connections that protect against cognitive decline. Third, and this is the one researchers keep coming back to: you literally cannot play alone. Every racket sport requires another person on the other side of the net. That forced social interaction triggers neurochemical benefits that solitary exercise cannot replicate. Strong social connection alone increases your chance of longevity by 50%. Jogging is you and your thoughts. Tennis is you, a strategic opponent, and a community. Dr. Daniel Amen is right. The data is overwhelming. If you want the single highest-ROI activity for a longer life, pick up a racket.

@aakashgupta Man this is dumb

@JFreshHockey I think they scouting team changed around the end of that era

It's pretty insane that in consecutive first rounds between 2011 and 2016 the Jets got Scheifele, Trouba, Morrissey, Ehlers, Connor, and Laine

@Brady_H And how does it show the BEST predictor is vo2 max ? I’m sure many things correlate like this

@CSlipclutch The table shows that the higher that your VO2 max is, the faster your mile time is.

“… your mile time is more important than your VO2 max.” *Here’s my table showing that the best predictor of your mile time is having a high VO2 max. 🙄

Imagine being so miserable your joy is dumping all over other teams

@domluszczyszyn You sending in your application?

HALLELUJAHHHHH HALLELUJAHHHHHHHHHH

@Variety Omg I love her

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@travisyost Isn’t Bettman mostly just a mouthpiece for the owners? How much say does he have in how things are done ?

Something I think about when Gary Bettman defends anything vociferously, like the playoff format, was spending two decades on Arizona Coyotes Island. Maybe he's just a little too dug in on things sometimes..?

@Harjas_Grewal You think he’ll play by end of season ? Do they do hamstring graft for hockey players ?

Barkov on schedule for a hockey player coming back from ACL reconstruction

@GarretHohl I thought this day would never come. I don’t even care what the return is

@domluszczyszyn 2 refrigerators

Buffalo adds two "playoff-style" defenders.

@Harjas_Grewal @DarrenDreger If you ordered the MRI for Crosby after seeing the mechanism, you could literally write “query MCL injury”, and the radiologist would appreciate it. Dreger has no clue. The mechanism matters so much and we use it to help determine what test to order to confirm/deny our best guess

@DarrenDreger Key word is “concern” Darren Just throwing an opinion out there since hockey releases almost zero injury information (plus IOC releases zero video) Unlike you, my day job isn’t built on speculation and so maybe that’s why you can’t see the intent and language of the posts

Let’s allow a scheduled MRI to determine extent of damage.