Conor Standish

@timmys24 That was electric

Wow Party on, Chicago

If you're watching the Cleveland Browns and Tennessee Titans, you would have witnessed the worst two-point conversion attempt in the history of organized football and the encapsulation of this pathetic franchise all in one play.

I love how the #Browns try to lose on purpose. No other explanation.

This game fucking SUCKS

@timmys24 Oh noooo

New Orleans airport is blossom level of traffic situation today.

@anus the only thing I asked Santa for this year 😍

@timmys24 I had a 3 leg parlay - Chubb TD, Knix 200+ yds, Browns +6.5……devastated by that last pick 😫

Juedy wasn’t on the field on the pick 6 play. Defies explanation.

Ty “Just a Chill Guy” Jerome. #LetEmKnow

@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake Jayden nickname: Damn Daniels

New @PardonMyTake w our favorite guest in the entire world- Football apple.co/pardonmytake

Holy cow. Mark Cuban is now making his rounds on national podcasts listened to by mostly young white men who lean conservative. The latest is with Theo Von & Mark Cuban torches Donald Trump as a scam & as a bad businessman. This matters a lot. Watch.

Question:,What actions will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America? Trump: I was honored as the man of the year. Maybe 20 years ago. The fake news heard about it and said, it never happened…

Trump: I don't think I've ever said this before. So we do these rallies. They're massive rallies. Everybody loves, everybody stays till the end. By the way, you know, when she said that, well, your rallies people leave. Honestly, nobody does. And if I saw them leaving, I'd say, and ladies and gentlemen make America great again and I'd get the hell out, ok? Because I don't want people leaving. But I do have to say so I give these long sometimes very complex sentences and paragraphs but they all come together. I do it a lot. I do it with raising cane. That story. I do it with the story on the catapults on the aircraft carriers. I do it with a lot of different stories. When I mentioned Doctor Hannibal Lecter. I'm using that as an example of people that are coming in from Silence of the Lambs. I use it. They say it's terrible. So they say so I'll give this long complex area for instance that I talked about a lot of different territory… You know, for a town hall, there's a lot of people but the fake news likes to say, the fake news likes to say, oh, he was rambling. No, no, that's not rambling. That's genius. When you can connect the dots. Now, now, Sarah, if you couldn't connect the dots, you got a problem. But every dot was connected and many stories were told in that little paragraph

BREAKING: JD Vance admits that he spread lies about the Haitian community in Springfield, saying “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do.” twitter.com/nickelgeetweet…

BREAKING: In a shocking rebuke of Donald Trump and JD Vance, Republican Governor of Ohio, Mike DeWine, just eviscerated the claim that Haitian immigrants have been eating cats and dogs. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Trump is lying.

My 63 yr old dad did a chin up with a 100lb kettlebell this morning…then I saw @BFW’s chin ups 😍 @BarstoolYak

he showed up to this debate and said they’re executing babies after birth and also they’re eating pets that’s what he said a guy running for president said that

Donald Trump’s answer on how he will make childcare more affordable:

@timmys24 I mean I had to go for the whole 75 to meet the greatest human being to ever live (I don’t know about that but people are saying that, tons and tons of people, millions of people even are saying that)

@CStandish22 How many did you buy?

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