Cory!

answer my call. I am sick of. This

"Ultimate black jack" which is like black jack except you need 777 points instead of 21 so its longer

Democrats escorting Joe Biden out of the White House

omg the joe biden statement!!!!!

This was only "the biggest IT outage ever" if you exclude the period from 13.7 billion BC to the mid 20th century

WHAT!!?!?! IT'S SANDERS..BERNIE SANDERS!!! HE'S CASHING IN HIS MONEY IN THE BANK!!!!!

burger king employee after a child throws up on the floor:

Well, allergy pill, the important thing is that you tried.

April Fools would be a better holiday if it was on a random day each year and the government just told 10% of the population each year

can’t believe people manage to have ulterior motives… i don’t even have a normal motive i do everything for the vibes

Of all the fish in the Steinhart Aquarium, Methuselah is your closest relative. Don’t forget to invite her to your next family picnic. She will not attend.

thinking about taking home the shenanigans brothers

the coolest guy you could ever hope to be in the 90s was Joe Camel