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@barstoolsports The womens game is beautiful. Sure they can’t dunk, and are less skilled than the men, and are slower, and don’t do anything as well, but my god are there some babes on these teams.

Bring back the MLL. I want based lacrosse. @joetsai1999

@justwsports @Reese10Angel This dude sucks

ATL Barbie 🤯 (via @Reese10Angel)

@dohn_jeere69 Worlds first my ass. Me and my buddies ripped this in a pool in Greenwich in ‘73.

This is way doper than your views on politics

Anyone else feel it’s time for a @BrettFavre comeback?

@dick_head74 @RickSteepletoe @DavidErnestkag @DaleJonesJDMBA City, state, or both

@RickSteepletoe @CTECOWBOY5 @DavidErnestkag @DaleJonesJDMBA That would be electric I love desk cards Almost as much as I hate New York

@DavidErnestkag @DaleJonesJDMBA Very good

@DailyMail wtf? What’s happening? The earth rotation is slowing?

Millions of Aussies to get an extra hour of sleep this weekend as the clocks go backwards - what you need to know trib.al/n7f2GeJ

@ABC Probably complained the whole way too

NASA astronaut Christina Koch is making history as the first woman to travel around the moon. abcnews.link/JrnJrVQ

@Lukewearechange Brokie

This is getting a little ridiculous and I think it’s only just beginning!

@dohn_jeere69 Could not pay me enough to live in Canada.

Why?

@dick_head74 @DavidErnestkag @RickSteepletoe @DaleJonesJDMBA Are you sponsored.

@DavidErnestkag @RickSteepletoe @CTECOWBOY5 @DaleJonesJDMBA Daaaaave Go to the vitamin shoppe!! I bought 16 ghosts for 17 dollars this past weekend They do dollar drinks most weekends Brands always differ but it is the best deal on earth

@DavidErnestkag If disney did the same, they’d lose it in a month.

@CTECOWBOY5 I like that airlines have shrunken the legroom and seats over the years to punish them.

You ever see a fat family in the airport and just get pissed

@dohn_jeere69 Give me a 68 mustang, and put on meatloaf.

Oh it's gay

@Coach_Du4 Is it racist for a Chinese to do a white accent?

@CTECOWBOY5 As long as you’re quoting him, it’s allowed

Is it still racist to do a Chinese accent if I’m pretending to be short round?

@jebjohnson108 @DailyMail Weed smoking losers. “ITS NOT ADDICTIVE IT MAKES ME WORK HARD” bro shut up you just played Xbox for 7 hours

@DailyMail Oh wow imagine that! Who could’ve seen this coming?? Anyone with a fucking brain, obviously. I’ve literally never met a productive stoner, because they don’t exist. All they do is leech of their parents and play video games and stink.

Long-term cannabis use 'changes brain structure and leaves users demotivated, unable to make decisions and struggling to deal with complex tasks' trib.al/TVbCUPY

@dick_head74 @scottydaddy69 @BartJarvis679 @Coach_Du4 @DavidErnestkag @JohnSmithJr23 @RickSteepletoe @Doogie171717 @BobBrown08 @BigBruce23 @jebjohnson108 @H2Poe As soon as it becomes regularly over 65°, I do not put on shoes or socks unless I am going to a construction site or working out.

@scottydaddy69 @BartJarvis679 @Coach_Du4 @DavidErnestkag @JohnSmithJr23 @RickSteepletoe @Doogie171717 @BobBrown08 @BigBruce23 @jebjohnson108 @H2Poe Hope you enjoy wearing dress socks every day Couldn’t be me Smartest guy in every room I’m in

What’s for lunch? Rick is getting Texas Roadhouse with the Mrs. Tonight so will be starving myself @Coach_Du4 @DavidErnestkag @scottydaddy69 @dick_head74 @Doogie171717 @BobBrown08 @BigBruce23 @BartJarvis679 @JohnSmithJr23 @jebjohnson108 @H2Poe

@tedcruz Did Israel tell you to say this

If you book a “flight,” it should actually be on a… …plane. ✈️ And federal aviation dollars should NOT be used for buses! nypost.com/2026/03/27/lif…

@FOX59 De ja vu

Multiple reports indicate that Tiger Woods has been involved in a rollover crash in Florida. Read more here: fox59.com/news/national-…