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I knew Walsall fell off but TENTH?????

@mattyadders Adrenaline and shock, probably made him unable to stand or walk

I get it’s a serious injury, and not at all nice to happen. But why’s the guy on a stretcher??? Legs are working fine are they not??

The Conservative Party is BACK! It’s time to get Britain working again.

🔔Valley Gardens (Harrogate Town Council) By-election: 🌳Conservative GAIN from Lib Dem Results: 🌳Con: 456 (44.2%) 🔶LD: 400 (38.8%) ➡️Ref: 105 (10.2%) 🟢Grn: 71 (6.9%)

Starmer after a pint of warm alcohol.

What is the point of #PMQs? Starmer does not even engage with the questions, let alone attempt to answer them. He appointed Mandelson knowing he had remained friends with Epstein. He didn’t even bother to as Mandelson about it. Starmer never takes responsibility.

We’ve been informed you’re serving COLD beer ?

Tick tock @Keir_Starmer

Ed Milliband can fuck off

Starmer was asked FOUR times whether he spoke personally to Mandelson before his appointment, regarding his relationship with Epstein. Not once did he give an answer, instead deflecting. #pmqs

Kemi—weirdly—might be one of the best Leader's of the Opposition in a good while. She criticises the government relentlessly but still defends Keir when she knows it makes sense to. She understands the job better than most

1887 RED ARMY STATEMENT There have been a few issues in Block One recently regarding both flags not being given back in just before kick off, and also overcrowding at the back of Block One. We understand it’s sometimes difficult to give flags back in, but can we please ensure they are handed down to the front just before kick off The main problem is overcrowding at the back of Block One. This is very dangerous, and has also been expressed by the club that this needs to STOP We are all here to create an atmosphere, but there is different ways to do this… like filling Block One instead of piling in at the back We hope this message can sort the problems as the club has agreed with us to see if we can sort them before officials take action, which can lead to being ejected from the stadium, match bans etc Tonight is a massive game. BRING THE NOISE! 🔴⚪️ 1887 Red Army. #ctfc

Fucking hell fair enough bit of tarmac really

We need a new government ASAP. General Election now. Kemi for Prime Minister

Throwback to when Eric Dier made this incredible goal line clearance in the Europa League Final last year:

@Hoppo101 Mate HS was the best player on the pitch when we played Exeter, hes absolutely amazing and sometimes it's worth having players like him as a super sub or in a tactic whereby 10 players play as 1 and he does his own thing on top, a bit like how QPR used Adel Taarabt.

Problem is, football is more than just having quality on the ball mate, you have to do the ugly side. See J Martin. Great player, but the manager dosnt trust him out of possession. I believe if HS get the other side right, hell be in the FL again, but, there is a difference between the NLN than the EFL

Because Michael Flynn never gave him a fair chance and he's not been able to make an impression on cotterill too, He's technically an amazing footballer and really should have been given more opportunity with us

"Politics, completed it mate"

Love how he gets the entire team, including subs involved. We are going places under Cotterill, and it's only up.

@AskBritain_ On YouGov she individually beats every other leader, she's more favoured by the population than Farage, Starmer, Polanski, Davey. It's a shame the Conservatives failed in government on so many policies, but people have to realise we have changed and we know we made mistakes.

I did top 3 of most polls, which is now Ref, Lab and Green, and was going to include Kemi but you know what the restore lot are like, would get heaploads of hate. Also, we know Kemi wouldn't of been on top. Just look at all the other polls where she is included, often comes 3rd, only ahead of Starmer.

Excluded Kemi purely because she would come out so far on top the others would look like a joke...