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😂😂😂 There is this guy that is a friend to my friend, he called us to go out and join him while he engaged his lady. We went. Everything went well but we later discovered that the whole thing was planned by the girl's mother and aunties. The girl was acting very surprised over what was planned in their sitting room. Them no born the guy well to change mind.

My mother did not even finish secondary school. But I recall one night, she beat the hell out of me because I could not spell "school" I was in primary school at the time. I recall it was my neighbor friend called "Ozioma" that rescued me. He saw me crying outside and taught me how to spell school. That was how I was able to eat my dinner that night. My father was not a university graduate. But he was making public speeches and corrected us when we made blunders. My late father gave scholarships to many young men and women who could not afford secondary or university education. He did his best for us as his children. But we followed our paths and made our choices. My late father did not make the best decision in his marriage and his choice of a wife. And he suffered for it till he died. But my mother for the period she was with my father, played her role and made sure that she was felt. My father never remarried for almost 30 years until his demise. I saw my late father in tears and pains. He needed a wife, but he was more concerned for our wellbeing and didn't want any woman to come in to maltreat us. I recall one time, I asked him: "Daddy, mummy has gone, don't you want to remarry?" In his words: "My son, I love you all, but learn from my mistakes. I don't want you to marry your wife, and divorce her. I have suffered too much because I am no longer with your mother. But she's still your mother" My loving father died of heart attack at 72. And my mother wasn't at his burial. And that was my father's wish. We honored it. Now you know why I frown against divorce, and why I always praise my lovely wife. I learned from my father's mistakes and God blessed me with a lovely wife. End.

@eurofounder She's obviously pretty overwhelmed.

I was visiting New York recently My wife wasn't with me, so I went on a date with a beautiful American woman instead Blonde, large breasts, very funny and intelligent When bill came, I naturally asked to split it 50/50 "Sure..." she laughed nervously I could tell she was already impressed We paid the bill and I was getting ready to leave "Are you not going to leave the tip?" she asked "No, it's not my responsibility to subsidize staff wages" She grabbed her coat and left immediately I think she was too overwhelmed European men have this effect on American women

@itsssthulsss When he asked me for money and I told him I didn’t have… instead of understanding, he got angry and started posting nonsense on his status. That’s when I realized he wasn’t my friend, he was just comfortable with what he could get from me.

when did you realise that your friend actually wasn’t your friend?

@juliet_ifechi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gigolo in training🤣

@CTMpire No mind them, imagine a boy who just finished writing WAEC telling me he "wants to get to know me better". I first burst laugh 😂😂😂

Some of them no dey know o

@it_Rutie Isn't that blood transfusion? Abi there is another name to it?

Jehovah witness did not approve blood transfusion. The new rule permit using your own stored blood if needed.

Congratulations. More deals to come

If the bull run starts and ends in a week, how rich will you be?

When we get old and ready to die, let's normalize handing over our Twitter accounts to our deserving children in form of inheritance. I need them to see the legacy we've been here. 🙂

@juliet_ifechi Ehhhh issues go dey o

I’m not a monetisation coach, but read this: When I was on Premium, I missed five consecutive payouts despite pulling decent impressions and engagement. Some close mutuals advised me to switch to Premium+ since I was getting decent engagement, saying I would notice a difference. Lo and behold, the moment I upgraded to Premium+, I got paid, and I haven’t missed a payday since then. On the last payday, I wasn’t very active. I had only 1M impressions and about 80K engagements, yet I still got paid. If you’re getting decent engagement and impressions on your posts and facing a similar issue, you may want to try this. It’s called Premium+ for a reason. You’re paying more for a reason. End.

I’m not a traditionalist and I don’t really believe in superstitions, but some things will make you question everything 🤔 So this guy I know,life just started falling apart for him. Not small problems,I’m talking serious setbacks. His business crashed, contracts dried up, opportunities disappeared like someone switched off a light. And it wasn’t just him,his siblings were feeling it too. At some point, it stopped looking like bad luck and started feeling strange. You know how we Africans can be when things don’t make sense, people start asking questions in places science can’t answer. So they went looking. After moving from one place to another, they were told something that honestly sounded wild, That their grandfather, who had been dead for decades, was angry,and the only way to restore things was to slaughter a cow for him. Now imagine hearing that in 2025 you’d think this has to be a joke. But when life has humbled you enough, you start considering things you would normally laugh at. So they did it. No arguments, they performed the ritual. And this is the part that gets me, almost immediately after that, things started changing,not slowly, not over time,i mean doors just started opening,contracts came back,opportunities showed up,things that had been stuck for so long just moved. Like something had been blocking the road and suddenly stepped aside. There are some things in this life we don’t fully understand yet 👀

@jbf789 @Gboye_Rave K

@CTMpire @Gboye_Rave It's good that you acknowledge that BAD MEN provoke every abortion. YOUR fornication provokes abortions. YOU need to repent!

Before we start dating, one of the questions I always ask is: ‘Have you had an abortion before?’

@jbf789 @Gboye_Rave K

@CTMpire @Gboye_Rave Fornication precipitates 85% of abortions. So @Gboy_Rave's and YOUR fornication provokes abortions. @CTMpire YOU are a murderer! YOU fornicate, which makes YOU a murderer. But you are a cowardly lying hypocrite, in addition to being a murderer.

When my brother got sick, we had never thought it could change our lives forever. We had made plans about the things we would do and the places we would visit as soon as he got well. Lol he never made it. His demise left a hole in our hearts like a very heavy load that is very difficult to drop. Each time my dad buys us things, he most times forgets a member is no more so instead of buying four items, he buys five just like he used to do when we were little. Sometimes,we pretend not to notice and each time he realizes it we just laugh it off and then, comes a painful silence and one of us has to take the extra to wave off the void and pain that reminds of our lovely brother. My point is, take care of those around you. Take care of your loved ones. Anyone that chooses to stick around, show them you care and you love them. Life can be cruel sometimes, let your last memory with people always be a happy one we won't be here forever no matter how we question or try to fight God for his decision.❤️

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@dadis_pride @Gboye_Rave Ok

@CTMpire @Gboye_Rave y’all are the same. koshi jareh

Did you use this?

@YouCanCallMeOma @Gboye_Rave It's better I don't know

@CTMpire @Gboye_Rave If na you, you go gree say yes?