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Christo

@CTMpire

RAW AND UNDILUTED STORYTELLER. DM for collabs and Whatever will bring in money minus fraud.

Nigeria Katılım Mart 2020
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Christo
Christo@CTMpire·
Spain are really out to smoke France. The universe should respond to Yamal abeg
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MaryO💖@Marylifted·
It's breakfast time. We are eating "Garau-garau" today. When you taste this meal, you will request for another one. You will surely thank me for this. Walk with me😋
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Vampz@Hybrid_Ola·
A married man caught his wife chěating and decided to question her side lover about their relationship The lover revealed they only did it 5 times
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This gist is crazy oo 😂 A man had been suspecting that his wife was che@ting on him, so he decided to trick her lover into coming to his house. He asked the man how many times he had slëpt with his wife, and he admitted it was only five times. He also said they always met at his apartment and never at any hotel. The husband then asked his wife if she had ever slëpt with the man. Right in front of her lover, she denied ever being with him. 😭 The husband asked why she wanted to unalivë him, saying she would sl33p with another man and still come back home to sl33p with him. She couldn’t say anything.

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🦋Her Majesty💃💕
🦋Her Majesty💃💕@juliet_ifechi·
I've been warned severally to avoid staying out late at night while I was in Anambra but I thought it wasn't that serious. Until I paid my friend a visit and that was around 7pm and decided I to go home. After she had seen me off, I felt I needed to take the usual road I'm used to. The whole place was unusually quiet but there was nothing to worry about. As na our area. Lmao Soon, I noticed that someone seem to be following me and when I turned, I didn't see him clearly as it was literally getting dark but I stood still at some point and noticed a guy who was casually walking along the street behind me. I waited for him to get close so I greeted him and he responded and walked past. I felt a bit relieved. At least I wasn't imagining things. Yet something in me wasn't at ease. I looked up the street and down of it, there's nobody coming nor going and I couldn't go back to my friend's as I was at the middle of the street. I stood there for some time and I suddenly remembered that guy whom I had seen few minutes ago. I wondered where he could have gone as the street does not have any sharp bend and as I was pondering on this, that's when someone suddenly rushed out of the nearby bush and tried to drag me into it. It all happened too quickly that I didn't have time to clearly see the person's face until I turned. I bit him and kept screaming at the top of my voice. I received a punch but I fought back by hitting him with my handbag and kicked him on his manhood. I fought like life my life depends on it because it does at that moment. As God would save me, a bike man was coming towards that direction and this guy quickly dragged off my handbag and disappeared with it into that bush. Out of panic I couldn't believe what almost happened to me. My savior was that bike man. I knew instantly that the headlight from that bike was what made that guy run into the bush. I kept shouting and asking the bike man to stop and take me home. Luckily for me, he was someone who knew my family. He stopped his bike for me to sit and drove me home immediately. It was like a nightmare to me. I lost my phone, my ATM card and a little money but I'm forever grateful to God because it could have been worse. What if I got raped, killed or used for rituals? What if I didn't fight back with all my strength? Till date, I still wonder how I did it. All Simply because I thought I was familiar with an area and I could move around whenever I like. Never assume you know a particular place too well especially now in Nigeria. Omo God really saved me sha.
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🦋Her Majesty💃💕
🦋Her Majesty💃💕@juliet_ifechi·
There was this weekend while I sat down in front of my apartment, I saw these two brothers who are my neighbors holding a girl from both sides. The way the girl was walking caught my attention but I continued operating my phone because, wetin concern me?? I felt she must be the girlfriend of one of them. She should be about 16 or 17 years old. Few minutes later, a woman one of our neighbors quickly came to call me to come and see something and she wouldn't tell me what it is until I see it myself. Out of curiosity, I decided to go with her . My people, these two brothers are having sex with that girl In the most crazy ways I've ever seen. All three stark naked while they are both at her. Omo I was pissed and angry. I faced this woman not to ever call me again as I mind my business. Some minutes later, I saw a group of men come into our house being led by this same woman. She had gone to inform members of the vigilante group along with the youths of the community. That's when we got to know that those boys drugged the lady in order to take her into their apartment and do that to her. Then, it occurred to me why her walking steps caught my attention. Those boys got the hints that they were about to be exposed and dealt with due to the noise from the gate so, they scaled the fence and escaped. By the time the youths got into their room, they were nowhere to be found. So, in anger they started destroying things in the compound. Broke down our gate, destroyed the windscreens of cars of some neighbors and started beating up everyone in the house and accusing them of covering up the misdeeds of those neighbors. Omo. Our chairman was beaten up until he passed out. I had to run and told them I'm only a neighbor there and I know absolutely nothing about those guys or what they did. They left me. I had to run to a friend's place to pass the night. The following day, we got to know that the girl didn't leave by herself that it was a friend of those guys that sensed that if she's still found in that condition, then, everyone in that house would be in trouble so he quickly carried her while she was still sleeping as a result of that drug and make her lie down under the staircase and hid her there so as not to be seen. Until 4am when she had finally woken up, he made her leave. I realized instantly that no matter how much you ensure you avoid trouble and mind your business, a random person or neighbor will try to get you into it that in most cases, you might end up in prison for what you know absolutely nothing about.
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Tori_
Tori_@Toribabieegirl·
People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead?
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Christo
Christo@CTMpire·
Elon Musk just hit $1 trillion. There are 7 billion people on Earth. If he gave everyone 1 billion, we'd ALL be billionaires and he'd still have993,000,000,000,000 left.
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DogeDesigner
DogeDesigner@cb_doge·
Top 10 Richest People In The World 1. Elon Musk: $1.1 Trillion 2. Larry Page: $257 B 3. Sergey Brin: $237 B 4. Jeff Bezos: $224 B 5. Mark Zuck: $222 B 6. Larry Ellison: $190 B 7. Bernard Arnault: $171 B 8. Jensen Huang: $154 B 9. Warren Buffett: $149 B 10. Amancio Ortega $148 B
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Christo
Christo@CTMpire·
@compliantvc @grok why this sense of entitlement and what will Elon benefit if he obliges?
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Henrick Johansson
Henrick Johansson@compliantvc·
Elon Musk is about to become a trillionaire If he agreed to pay just 80% of that as a wealth tax to the EU, the EU government could use its efficient operating experience to fund bicycles with solar panels attached to them for over 40 residents of the Netherlands Elon is being selfish by not paying the wealth tax
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