Luke Lynch

"I want to have sex with that belt; I HAVE HAD SEX WITH THAT BELT." -@AdamTheBlampied, "10 Fascinating Facts About #WrestleMania14"

@TubfrogYoutube Hey, I'd like to join the Discord and stuff--can I get an invite link? Says the one on your YT profile is invalid.

@cri1kersightz All of these replies and not one of them mentioning how the game actively, severely punishes you for DRIFTING. You know. THE THING THAT MADE MARIO KART MARIO KART. The good news is that this is my only real issue with the game--I have no interest in online play beyond friends.

Niggas wanna say Mario Kart failed and that it’s some abomination purely on its price and even playing the game, acts like it contributed nothing towards the series Price ain’t pretty (especially for a kart racer) but cmon acting like this game ain’t cool asf

I had an accidental mini-story arc with @CodyRhodes in 2017.

@TheWARmonger_ Wait, Matt Tuiasosopo? The guy who turned Mike Blowers into a prophet back in the late 00's?

Jackson Merrill threw this ball 98.5 MPH on the money to home. Good hold by the 3B coach, Matt Tuiasosopo. And a tough call with two outs. The runner scored on the next play.

@WWE SENOR PENTA!! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AND THOSE OTHER TWO IDIOTS AT #WrestleMania

"I got a 129.2% chance of winning!" BREAKKER MATH!!! 🙌 #WrestleMania

@GrappleClips I was there for this! That's me with the INKsanity shirt in the front row! Cody flipped me off that night and I got him back at the tapings the next day!

Cody Rhodes becomes ROH World Champion!

TOOK OVER TEN YEARS AND A TRIP OUT OF STATE BUT BY GOD I FINALLY FOUND A PLACE THAT SELLS @steveaustinBSR's BEERS! TIME FOR A BIG SWIG FOR THE WORKING FOLK! #ElSegundoBrewingCompany #BrokenSkull #OhHellYeah #Austin316

I am under no delusion that this is anything other than a stomach-churning, knife-twisting non-choice. But this year, more than any other... ...Apathy is death. Go vote.

@lucahjin Get Mai Tais. Don't stop drinking.

I'm going to buy alcohol for US's gender reveal day what should I get

I give the hell up i just dropped a boiling hot cup of coffee on my food and scolded myself....I just wanted a coffee man

So apparently the most mysterious song on the internet has finally been identified as "Subways of Your Mind" by FEX. Excuse me while I do a deep dive into this band.

Can we get a bit of boosting help @Linkara19?

@JHebertSide95 now give broken dreams back to drew you cowards

@CTroop19 You can never have enough lobster head. Lol

It’s a shameful thing, lobster head! 🦞🦞🦞

So last night I watched part 3 of "REFORM!" by @jon_bois. Another banger in a long line thereof. While I am not in a position to afford a #SecretBase Pay🌴On sub, I have to say: I cannot wait for the #PrettyGood about #IndependenceDay's Albert Nimziki.😁😁

@AquaShiva Missed strem yesterday, so I say now: It birthmas Merr birthmas

@TiffanyMayCry Any chance of some help spreading the word? She's so close to being out of the woods. Even 25 pounds would be a godsend right now.

@Linkara19 @ProtonJon Can we get some help spreading the word for this one? She's nearly out of the woods.

Duck-billed platypus: Exists This guy:

@Lost_CapriSun GODDAMN TIM YOU WENT FOR THE JUGULAR JEEZUM CROW

@elonmusk You censored your kid, so good start I guess.

Censorship is a certainty if Dems win