〃✦ ┆𝗔𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗔 — ,

➷ 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝘆 𝙚𝙣𝙫𝙮. 𝗜, 𝘁𝗼𝗼, 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙮.

@GETST0NED that's a turtle

@CUTTlNGEYES my pet turtle from when we were alive :)

is there even anyone named sheldon irl

@HOLYENTITLEMENT // LMAO ?? be nice to him hes only a thousands year old lad adam /j

@CUTTlNGEYES [𝖃𓌹𝖃 𝖔𝖔𝖈. My Adam would have it coming, because he'd act a lot less kindly if Abel came out to him--𝖃𓌺𝖃]

// abel: dad, i like men. adam: ??? sure whatever cain: i like men, too. adam: FUCK, does anybody in this family like pussy or WHAT ?? aclima:

Casually walking through the front door, just in time to spot Lute. Looking between her, the room, and then back to Lute. " – did I come at a . . bad time, Lute?" Eyebrows raised.

@NASTYDXG // BWAHAHAHAH suddenly in a second aclima is being pulled off the field and adam is all like "yeah yknow actually you should really get into like uhhh buildings or something i think youre too much for my exorcists yeah"

@CUTTlNGEYES // he teared up but he was wearing his helmet so no one saw bcuz he would’ve smashed their skull in otherwise 🫶

// scratches my head. i think aclima was almost an exorcist

@NASTYDXG // do you think he teared up and yelled at anybody who asked "are you crying" after aclima got a single small scratch on her arm while training

@CUTTlNGEYES // first scratch she got during training Adam called it all off he couldn’t handle it

@HEARTINAHEADLCK // she'll carry his legacy with women trust

@CUTTlNGEYES // HELPPP

@FRATRIClDAL . . oh. I . . thought otherwise. Heaven tends to mess with memories, so I figured Hell would keep them forever.

@CUTTlNGEYES . . . Yeah, she was. It's been getting hard to remember it all.

@FRATRIClDAL did grugella have a sister.

@FRATRIClDAL oh, i recall. i'd take being a widow over what i got, though. . . she was a lovely woman.

@CUTTlNGEYES Even if she DID, there were other complications, if you can recall.

Did I play games like this in my youth .ᐣ Was I sweet once .ᐣ

@FRATRIClDAL hm. i want to know if i should be mad you never set me up with her sister if she had one.

@CUTTlNGEYES You're never /just/ curious.

@FRATRIClDAL can i not be curious?

@CUTTlNGEYES Why.

? ! ? YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT

it's like a soap opera this is worse than dads funeral

can you guys stop being melodramatic holy shit

@NASTYDXG // ITS SO INSANELY BANGER

@CUTTlNGEYES // YESS I LOVE BRUTUS

// nobody asked but main aclima inspo btw open.spotify.com/track/57gfWnvo…

A chill goes down her spine, body shooting straight as if electrified by some unseen force. . . something has happened. And it's left her feeling so uneased, she could almost throw up.