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Drop your duck names in comments 👀

Would you hire me if I was a worm

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars 😏

bro you are not poor, you are the owner of 6 million dollars 💸

Many of you might not agree but this is how peak career trajectory looks like

Enjoy your unemployed days. you’ll miss them more than you think ✨

someone please take LinkedIn away from me, I just viewed someone’s profile at 3am and they have LinkedIn Premium

Me on indeed applying for both prison security guard and childrens hip hop dance teacher jobs cuz man idk what I wanna do

my dream job?? being unemployed and rich

Now when love island is over, when are we starting Job island? 👀 it’s like love island but instead of finding love you find a JOB 💕

When the job I applied for actually calls back and says I’m hired…

Job hunting : also known as the process of slowly lowering my standards 🙌🏻

From dev to Dave…

Unfortunately my brain doesn’t know the difference between a job interview and being held at gunpoint… 💀

The worst part about looking for a job is that I don’t even want one 💀

Can’t fix your life. Can fix your resume. 💚 cvself.com

At least tears are free ✨

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Applying for jobs in 2025 like: 📎 Please attach resume 📎 Please attach soul 📎 Please attach 17 years of experience under the age of 25

Your resume is the ✨ dating profile ✨ of your career. Make it hot 😉