IDontWantThatSmoke Pro

The biggest thing I learned as an Efedder that transitions to real life. Me In 2009: Hey can I get a Sig? Me In 2019: Hey can I get a Cig?

#FF4 From Russia With Love, Comrade Sergei

Hey Dale

Good morning I love you. I hope you enjoyed Wrestle Castle in Japan. I’m going to sleep forever

Bro. @BritNextDoor bout to go 4 real life years with the same pinned tweet. (push handlers like these) Some can’t go 4 months with the same pic base. (Don’t push handlers like these)

[Main Event] Us vs. Them We won yall

[8 or whatever] Headliner Match My need for steady employment vs. The look on the face of my White Cisgender Manager at Work when I opened the office meeting with my joke about the African Bush Men and that Coke bottle. With a run in from “Me telling him I stole it from a movie

[8] Speaking of, the one dude who’ll post a joke that gets no play whatsoever, deletes it and tries to post it later again like we didn’t see he posted that shit earlier in the day

I don’t care if you hated I’m getting these jokes off at 5:36 in the AM

[7] Carmella and R Truth Dance break. Aka the segment where you question why you still like pro wrestling heading into your 30’s and wondering what good tv shows you missed out on

[6] a@Nastasia Hayden beat Max Cavanaugh in under 8 seconds and there was nothing fishy about this match at all

[5] @Dameglomerate (Blew entire show budget to book this cat) beat Kaia (not tagging I don’t want that smoke) for the Americana Championship But because he didn’t have his birth certificate on hand at the venue his title was vacated until further proof of American citizenship

[4] Tucker Carlson and Jimmie (Jimmy?) Kimmel got into a slap box fight. Tucker won because Ben Shapiro interferes with a foreign object because facts don’t care about the rules of this match.

[3] All of my bad character ideas had a battle royal to determine which one was the least waste of time I could have used to learn a skill or do something productive IRL No contest.

[2] Local Talent the A-B-C Kid defeated Psycho Sid when Sid no showed the event.

Anyways here’s So game wrestling results for you. [1] Hank “The Big Stank” McClank def. Nikola Dragoslav in 9:45 with an arm drag that hurt Nikola for realsies.

Imagine forcing your fake wrestling twitter gay marriage that happens through the need of a time machine because you were so impatient in the first place And it doesn’t even last to see 2019 You don’t know what love is irl so don’t try to portray it in a character. Dumb move fam

There’s a ton of stupid people who repeatedly do stupid shit. I’m one of them, but I have the decency to keep the majority of my stupid shit self contained

I hate everything this world has to offer.

Trios are cursed let’s do squads instead