Cockwomble Watchdog

@UkPolitoons Who?

Only its a lie because several parties have committed to ending Net Zero

@jamiltegone @narindertweets She’ll do anything for clicks.

@narindertweets He’s your best mate again now, is he?

Keir Starmer to Kemi Badenoch: "The Leader of the Opposition was wrong! wrong! wrong! Nothing is going to distract me from delivering for our country."

@narindertweets Nothing is going to distract him…. Apart from the sandal where he appointed friends of nonces.

@UkPolitoons @BasilTheGreat I expect there will be lots of shouting, panicking, screaming and crying.

@BasilTheGreat He's waiting until after the May elections to resign anyway so whats more likely is a massive PR meeting with his comms team.

Keir Starmer has just prorogued parliament meaning NO PMQ's next week Also next week the Ukranian rent boys are due in court on Monday It's obvious what is going on

@piers_J_morgan @GMB The police won’t even show up.

I have no sympathy. It's not his job to confront shoplifters, that's what the police are for. Call them and get on with the job you are paid to do by the company that employ you. These citizen police get what they deserve. Imagine if he decided wrongly, you were a shoplifter and threw you out of the store. How would you feel then? He was explicitly told by Morrisons not to confront shoplifters. He broke that rule of employment in just the same why he would have by turning up late for work all the time or leaving work early or not doing some other aspect of his job. He was on a power trip and it's backlashed on him.

A Morrisons store manager says his life has been completely 'devastated' after he was sacked for confronting a repeated shoplifter.  Sean Egan - who had worked in the Aldridge Morrisons in the West Midlands for 29 years - was escorting the shoplifter out of the store when the thief turned aggressive.

@davidkbligh @Queenshandbag1 @StephenFlynnSNP If you still support him now, you just might be.

@CW_Watchdog @Queenshandbag1 @StephenFlynnSNP Ha ha, so everyone who voted starmer in during the election is a nonce? Usually it's people like you who do all the accusing who are the real nonces. Maybe your hard drive needs checking.

I wrote to Keir Starmer warning him not to appoint Matthew Doyle to the Lords due to his connection with a convicted paedophile. He ignored those warnings. And it now turns out he had even higher hopes for Doyle. Just extraordinary.

@MaggiesMole @GuidoFawkes Nonceocracy

@GuidoFawkes #Chumocracy

WATCH: Starmer Admits He Considered Giving Doyle Ambassadorship order-order.com/2026/04/22/wat…

@GuidoFawkes @Iromg Of course he did. He is the leader of the Paedo Party.

@davidkbligh @Queenshandbag1 @StephenFlynnSNP I’m not the one supporting a nonce-enabler. Maybe someone should check your hard drive too?

@CW_Watchdog @Queenshandbag1 @StephenFlynnSNP You post absolute nonsense. Grow up you idiot.

I didn’t know Starmer and Reeves had their own bridge.

@RidgeandFrost @SophyRidgeSky How did we end up with this bunch of incompetent stupid people in government? Not a single one of them knows what they are doing. The longer they stay in power (poor judgement and stupidity and all) the worse things will get. We need a general election now!

'Did you ask No 10 if it is true that Starmer asked for an ambassadorship for Matthew Doyle?' @SophyRidgeSky After repeatedly avoiding the question, Pat McFadden said he had not asked the prime minister.

@kayleighmcenany @SatAmericaFNC

🚨 WHOA: A Democratic congresswoman allegedly used FEMA funds to buy a big, beautiful diamond ring among other luxury items. 💍 Should she be expelled from Congress next week ❓ @SatAmericaFNC

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Cherfilus-McCormick resigns: "Rather than play these political games, I choose to step away... I hereby resign, " she wrote in part after asserting that this was not a fair process. REMINDER ⬇️

@davidkbligh @Queenshandbag1 @StephenFlynnSNP She might be right. Look at his history. Everywhere there’s noncing, Starmer is there to make sure they get away with it.

@Queenshandbag1 @StephenFlynnSNP Ffs grow up you stupid woman!

@StephenFlynnSNP There’s a pattern emerging. At best, Starmer is an unwittingly stupid and incompetent nonce-enabler. At worst… he’s an actual nonce.

Imagine being so sick in the head that you let Jimmy Saville carry on raping children at the BBC and you let Pakistani rape gangs carry on abusing young white girls. You then try to get bezzie-mates of notorious paedophiles promoted to ambassador roles. @Keir_Starmer is a nonce

@GBPolitcs We know. They used stupid dodgy models to pretend that growth would have continued at levels no-one saw anywhere. And the stupid remoaner left bought it. Because they’re thick.

🚨BREAKING: The World Economic Forum allegedly manipulated data to persuade the UK public that Brexit has been unsuccessful

@DailyMail The left are SCUM!!!!

Four London Labour figures are charged over probe into alleged vote rigging trib.al/wTXqDMs

@isabellaslink @GBPolitcs So let’s just keep the lying nonce-enabler in number 10 and pretend that there are only consequences if you eat cake in your office with your work mates? Fuck off with your bullshit.

@GBPolitcs Let's not pretend that Starmer resigning would place the country in any better situation. Do we really want Rayner, or Miliband, or even Streeting to take power?

🚨NEW: A message from a Labour MP to the Mirror journalist Kevin Maguire: "He's fucked Kev. It’s done."

@pix3lpro @Rocky219836 @oIIyjm Who needs a good education anyway. It’s not like a one-size-fits-all policy is harmful or anything is it? Why bother educating them at all if you just see them as future tax slaves. Send the little shits back to the mines.

@Rocky219836 @oIIyjm Luxury education comes with a tax, what are you a benefits cheat?

"Imposing VAT on private schools has cost the Scottish economy £60m & 900 jobs." "It is expected that the VAT collected will be less than the fiscal impact…giving a net loss of £16m, to rise to £181m by 2037-38." Who could have seen this coming? 🙋🏼‍♂️ thetimes.com/uk/scotland/ar…