Taylor Waters 🐸☀️⚡️

Here is our beautiful ORIGINAL NFT for xrp.cafe's charity event this Saturday. It features drama, romance, exploding mustards, music🎵 and more. The art dept. manifested its perfection through a delirium of sugar and caffeine over several days... and then submitted it. Enter, stage left, @xMoonkie (audience boos). He sent me the ol' DM on Saturday and said "hey Sifu, you know how this NFT is awesome? And you know how it's a 42mb mp4? Yeah. Wut if... just hear me out: you cut down the length, lowered the resolution, and turned it into a 4 mb gif cuz upload limits." Moonkie and I then spent several minutes, what felt like hours, exchanging dialogue where I explained "no" 13 different ways and he replied with pepe emojis at each turn documenting thoroughly his emotional progression through the discourse. I retorted with my arsenal of Keira and Plane Lady emojis (thank you Discord admins), but to no avail. The end result was I sent him a 7mb 2 second clipping, which he then Moonkified into a 4.2 mb gif. You will find this "art" on the polling page this Saturday. Make sure to vote and support a good cause. And if you see Moonkie... tell him something vaguely threatening that the cops can't nail you for but will unsettle him at least on a subconscious level like, "betta watch yo' back, bro." [fin]