Charlie Mackenzie

My first child will be named Bruno Guimarães 🇧🇷

@FabrizioRomano BIG NICK 🇩🇪

⭐️🇩🇪 Nick Woltemade has reached 10 goals for club and country after scoring a brace for Germany. 3 goals in his last 2 games with the national team for Newcastle new star.

Isak is too good a player for it not to work out, it will come. But currently he’s letting his country and a club who paid £125m for his services down massively. The strike got him the move but it doesn’t currently seem to be helping anyone.

@Magpie24_7 How can you get a ticket in the Barca end after missing out on home tickets? Asking for a friend

Our visitors on Thursday in the Champions League, Barcelona, have taken an allocation of just 800 places at St James Park - and there is no guarantee they will have even sold all of them! Credit to the small band of supporters making the trip but it's safe to say we will be drowning them out!!!! #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle

@FabrizioRomano and you are absolutely gutted about it son

⚪️⚫️ Nick Woltemade scores on his Newcastle debut after joining the club in final 48h of the summer window.

@KJPA1988 @SkySports_Keith Just seen he scored 6 goals and got 3 assists in 5 games at the U21 Euros. Shite yeah? 😂

@KJPA1988 @SkySports_Keith Let’s see what he’s like after a season under Eddie Howe.

🚨 💣 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle have AGREED A FEE with Stuttgart to sign striker Nick Woltemade. 💰 #NUFC have agreed to pay £60.5m plus £4.5m add-ons — a club record £65m package! ✅ Confirmed with both #NUFC sources and sources in Germany. 👨🏻‍⚕️ The German international will travel to the North East for a medical tomorrow!

@LFCMATTHEW96 @J_Henderson93 @RedAndWhiteKuyt Clamp it Matthew 🐀

@J_Henderson93 @RedAndWhiteKuyt yeah because we want to buy your best player lol and it hinges on yous signing someone else ?

If Newcastle buy 2 replacements they are stuck with someone who doesn't want to be there. Go back in at £111m.

@CameronTL6 I am absolutely knackered after that man. Wow.

Wantaway striker watching from home. Back up striker sent off. Two midfielders off injured. It’s the Newcastle United way. Battered them 11v11. Never a dull moment. Work to do but we’ll be alright this season. #NUFC

Newcastle United. War dogs. 🤍🖤

He gave us the best moment of our lifetimes just a short few months ago. But make no mistake, Alexander Isak is an absolute rat of the highest order. #NUFC

@FabrizioRomano and you are absolutely gutted about it you puppet

⚪️⚫️✈️ Newcastle have their new centre back… and can reveal this is the plan for Malick Thiaw. ◉ Travel to London now with Milan squad. ◉ Back to Milano on Sunday morning. ◉ Travel to North East on Sunday evening. ◉ Medical and contract signing on Monday. Confirmed. #NUFC

Aggers and Tuffers chatting complete bollocks for hours and occasionally commenting on a ball. I could listen to it for days on end (in fact I have done).

Test Match Special is the best programme in the history of planet earth.

@JacobsBen Another few very normal days on this app incoming 😇

🚨 Alexander Isak has not travelled with Newcastle for their pre-season tour to Singapore. Newcastle sources insist it’s down to a thigh issue, despite a precautionary scan coming back clear.

@SkySports_Keith It’s about to get tasty baby

🚨 Liverpool are expected to rival Newcastle for Hugo Ekitike after being told Alexander Isak is not for sale in this window. ❌ No formal approach for Isak was made by #LFC but #NUFC have always made it clear Isak is not for sale and value him at +£150m.  🇫🇷 Liverpool now expected to go for Ekitike instead knowing Isak is staying on Tyneside. 💰 Newcastle had a club-record £70m offer turned down for by Eintracht Frankfurt for Ekitike this morning.

Nothing makes you more proud to be British than watching the #CWC2025 half time show. American’s just aren’t even close to being normal are they.

@flowirtzfc @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @FabrizioRomano And one thing is for certain, Liverpool aren’t signing Isak

@C_Mackenzie @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @FabrizioRomano Yeah you might not

🚨 Anthony Elanga set to do medical inside 48hrs & sign 5yr deal after Newcastle United find agreement with Nottingham Forest for 23yo. Winger moving to #NUFC from #NFFC - £52m + bonuses. Joins team-mates by end of week @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano nytimes.com/athletic/64730…