Cade Williams

@RiggsBarstool You’re such a clown ball. What a Mickey Mouse green jacket this will be.

I think I’m crying

Couldn’t have had a worse winner for the game of golf.

@RiggsBarstool Why are you riding this 0-11 bozo so hard?

Good. It’s better Bryson made that putt. Don’t let Rory feel he can just hang around and everything might be alright. That’s a clear “ok fuck it get our head out of our ass” moment. Now it’s go time. Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.

@McIlroyRory might as well head back to the clubhouse now and start the temper tantrum!

@KylePorterNS Walks around like he runs the PGA when in reality hasn’t sniffed a major in 10+ years. Child prodigy of being a cry baby.

A question I have been grappling with over the last day or so: What is it, specifically, about Rory that you love? Or conversely, what is it about Rory that you hate? It is clear that nobody in golf (non-Tiger division) -- I don't think even Spieth -- engenders as much emotion from fans as Rory does. Obviously part of that is that he's great at golf, hits outrageous shots, wins a ton. But it also seems to go beyond that, and I have always struggled to understand why, what it is about him that elicits very real and strong feelings both for and against him. I would love to hear from you.

@McIlroyRory I hope you were dreaming of that final round in 2011 last night. Bryson deserves green more than you!

@RyanMoriart1 Seriously. Nobody wants to watch Rory choke to the #1 golfer in the world, Bryson.

@barstoolsports @ForePlayPod Maybe she should’ve putted for him at the US Open!

The best moment of The Masters weekend is already here thanks to Poppy McIlroy @ForePlayPod

“He was special” Ohio State edition

@DOGE can you please come audit @MDOT_MetroDet

@ChipotleTweets The real icons were the employees who gave you true portions!

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@CoachLouHoltz88 I’d like to know where you’re sitting so we can find you after the game!

If Notre Dame doesn’t win, it’s because we want to preserve Ryan Day’s job. I was originally going to be at the game in spirit, but now I’ll be dragging my body along as well.

@NDFootball Incase you forgot from the last time you want to have 11 players on the field at all times.

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@chadmark614 I took JA ML. I feel cheated!

@cbfowler we need to clarify that on Henderson’s 66 yard TD run it was a sea of scarlet not crimson

@JohnFuchik14 @ChipotleTweets Welcome to America ! Land of the free home of Chipotle employees skimping out on toppings.

@ChipotleTweets it’s my first day in America can I get free burrito?

@chadmark614 What a legend!

@djdndndbx1 This has to be the worst thing since Turnitin

My hottest take so far on this app: Pizza is overrated