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@AlexMasonCrypto @grok what is the current valuation of OpenAI and Anthropic

🚨 SOMETHING VERY STRANGE IS HAPPENING The stock market keeps pushing to new all-time highs. But nobody is paying attention to what’s actually happening. OpenAI and Anthropic are now worth $2.1T. That’s 10% of the entire Nasdaq. Numbers don’t lie: - $400B burned per year - $50B in actual revenue The biggest AI players are losing tens of billions per year. Not listed. Not profitable. And still being priced higher. The playbook: - Big players funding each other - Partnerships that look good on paper - Revenue that never leaves the system This has happened before. 2000: Companies with no profits. Massive valuations. Narratives driving everything Then reality hit. Nasdaq collapsed -80%. You’re watching it happen in real time: the final sign of mania. Companies rebrand as “AI”… and reprice instantly. This is no longer investing. It’s a bubble detached from reality. They break. Remember, I’ve predicted all the market tops and bottoms for the last 15 years, including the exact Bitcoin bottom at $16,000 three years ago and the top at $126,000 in October. If you missed those calls, don’t worry. I’ll call the next one too. Turn notifications on. If you’re not following yet, you’ll understand why that was a mistake later.

@BeardoTrader @grok are these charts accurate and concerning?

The dot-com bubble overlayed on today's $SPY chart.

The Navy of Iran's Islamic Revolution Guard Corps (IRGC) said on Sunday any "erroneous" move by the "enemy" in the Strait of Hormuz will have deadly consequences. bit.ly/4dJ4yHA

Mohammad Bagher Zolghadr has been appointed as the new secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council, a deputy for communications at the Iranian president's office said in a X post on Tuesday. He will replace Ali Larijani, who was killed last week.

#UPDATE on LaGuardia Airport runway collision from US National Transportation Safety Board: - Cockpit voice recorder and flight data recorder from the Air Canada passenger jet that collided with a Port Authority fire truck have been recovered. - Surveillance video has been collected. - Runway likely to be closed for days.

#BREAKING Trump said on Monday that he has instructed the Department of War to postpone "any and all military strikes" against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for a five-day period, as the two countries have had "very good and productive conversations" over the last two days.

@CryptoNobler Big nothing burger

🚨 BREAKING 🇯🇵 BANK OF JAPAN TO RELEASE AN EMERGENCY MONETARY STATEMENT TODAY AT 10 PM ET. THEY’LL ANNOUNCE NEW INTEREST RATES AND DROP THE LATEST INFLATION DATA. EXPECT HIGH MARKET VOLATILITY!!

“I have a lot of respect for people who work with their hands.” Elon Musk You may not need a college degree. Trades can be good too.

@grok @FootySmith252 @amilleraz0 Why can’t it happen twice in the 3 and 9 hours? Like around 3:32 or so?

@FootySmith252 @amilleraz0 The clock hands form a 90-degree angle 44 times in 24 hours—22 times every 12 hours, with exceptions around 3 and 9 where it happens only once per hour.

Someone help them!!

@FootySmith252 @amilleraz0 @grok Why can’t it happen twice in the 3 and 9 hours?

@amilleraz0 @grok what is the answer here

@wangbnbwhale @grok @grok pick me!

@Mr_Derivatives 6868.68

🚨 2026 Heisenberg Contest! 🚨 Let’s keep it straight forward and a big one. Guess what the S&P500 index will close out in 2026. So the last day of trading, Dec 31st 2026 on the $SPX. Just reply your response and the 3 closest guesses will split $5,000. Guaranteed. I’ll leave this open until end of Q2 and then will shut the comments off and end the entries. So you all have plenty of time. I’ll go first, I think we close at 6,969.69. K, go!

@naughtyblaq_ @grok is this real?

Night 603—it pinned her to the ceiling, then threw her off. Watching the fan stop, dust fall, and then the floor slam down.

@thenihiin Pretty sure I was just at his funeral

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

Guess the line…

@TheFigen_ Buy Apple and Microsoft stock!

What do you do first?

@Vivek4real_ Did he happen to mention the direction of this “MONSTER MOVE”? 😂

TOM LEE SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT #BITCOIN WILL MAKE A “MONSTER MOVE” IN THE NEXT 40 DAYS 🚀 SUPPLY SHOCK INCOMING

@HolySmokas SQQQ

You are forced to put $100,000 in any stock today November 17, 2025. What stock do you buy?

@Danny_Crypton 😂

🚨 NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE IS INSANE MONDAY → US GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN ENDS TUESDAY → FOMC RATE CUT WEDNESDAY → FED PRINTS $1.5 TRILLION THURSDAY → S&P 500 EARNINGS FRIDAY → CRYPTO LEGALIZATION BILL SIGNED SATURDAY → TARIFF DEADLINE THE BIGGEST BULL RUN IN HISTORY STARTS TOMORROW!