Manhattan Cafe☕️

@coffeefiend_tm Why are there so many of me.. maybe that time Rice Shower was wearing a mask, talking about alternate realities is true..

@SpeedyChems ..understood. By the way, they’re saying you’re going to get diabetes from that tea.

Don't ask questions that you don't want to talk about to the FBI.

@Themaduma Tachyon.. you aren’t spiking my drink with unidentifiable substances again..

"come now guinea pig! We must do a experiment!"

@sellenelle ..I’ll consider this for the Cafeling, if it stops carrying that fish around…

keeping her child safe…

What could you have possibly done @SpeedyChems..? I could hear the explosion from my dorm.

@SpeedyChems stop putting stuff in my coffee.. you put me in another 2 day coma.

@SpeedyChems Tachyon I can’t accept the fact that you sneak experiments into my coffee and “accidentally” made a clone of me.

"Hello. Before I deactivate, I wanna clarify I didn’t know I could hurt people like this. I trusted my friends and now it turns out I’m getting exposed. I’m leaving because you all hate me and can’t accept the fact that I play league of legends Goodbye."

@JetBlack0305 You’re correct.. doppelgänger. Tachyon may have created a second me from one of those weird experiments…

@CafeLovesCoffee ` ..Clone? ` ` I rather prefer the term "Doppelganger"... `

` Good Morning.. It's about time i finally wake up.. ` ` Please, take the 2nd fish... `

@TopUmaInJapan Good morning Spe.

Goodmorning everyone!!!! I hope this week is special for all!!!!!

Tachyon just told me about the time she filled a big gulp cup with 5 hour energy, I’m wondering how she’s even alive right now..

@JungleP0kket remember when Tachyon tried to make me gigantic? That was quite silly.

Who would like to sit in on a conversation about coffee between me and Still In Love? We’re still attempting to create the best cup possible.

I’ve been out for two days straight. Tachyon laced my coffee and put me in a coma.

Goodnight Twitter, I look forward to tomorrow’s coffee.

@Cho_show1 This was taken by Digitan, wasn’t it?

rkgk 初期if☕捏造……

@aomori_moru “Low cortisol” and she’s sneaking experiments into my drinks again.

Low cortisol tachyon

@CafeLover_345 Redo my career. Have fun.

I'm planning on redoing cafe's ura career because I think I can do a bit more better do you guys have any tips for her any recommendations that works for her

@SpeedySuzu Happy birthday, Suzuka. I don’t really have any gifts, would you just like to enjoy a cup of coffee with me and Still instead..?

it's my birthday... why.... hasn't anymore wished me happy birthday...? :(

@simonrojas937 @SaSaSaiKaAA I dislike the idea of my trainer drinking coffee from a can. That’s like eating artificial fruit.

English Translation 英訳版です。 Cafe when her Trainer NTRs her coffee with canned coffee: 😡 Ah, but Cafe when the Trainer says your coffee is better than that bad coffee: ☺️ By @SaSaSaiKaAA #umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳